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That would clearly annoy you a lot. Why?

For a lad whose education never expanded beyond ballinasloe horse fair you’ve a lovely torn off face. Pure poultry

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Good effort. You must be flat out canvassing.

It’s been very in tents, as the apache said to the comanchee

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TFK looks down it’s nose at people who talk about their lives on the internet :+1:

It’s usually some creep trying to virtue signal his way into her e-knickers.

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Yes it seems likely people think they’re going to get into a woman’s knickers by tweeting at them.

Says the lad who used to assist his mate’s endeavours by pulling down his togs on the dance floor

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Tough to tell what you mean here. It feels like it’s dripping with the usual glas sarcasm but we’ve had examples posted here of women tweeting about lads tweeting them to try to get into their actual knickers, let alone e-knickers.

E-knickers mate.

My mistake!

There were no e knickers in my young day. Simpler times.

Yea, but could ye get Playboy up north?

Wokefishing. A particular class of cunt.

You’d also see a similar but different class of people responding to celebrities on Twitter or Instagram. They ain’t going to ride you love.

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We could, but the nuns made us read the catechism instead…or An Phoblacht as they called it

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:rollseyes: ffs

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The picture in that woman bio makes her look like a country and western singer,

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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/talented-pilot-says-passengers-refuse-27066528

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Shur dont we allow them to drive?