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How can you find out the identity of a pilot before you book a flight or get on a plane?

Thereā€™s a drop down menu on the Ryanair site.

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Thereā€™s a ā‚¬50 fee to get the pilot you want. Then another ā‚¬10 to make sure his seat is actually in the cock pit

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Be the holy!
I missed that one.

Youā€™re really in top form today, arenā€™t you?

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I am to be fair to me

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A belter from tubs

https://www.rte.ie/entertainment/2022/0526/1301319-late-late-show-ryan-tubridy-paul-mccartney/

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Where?

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Definitely not one of the Dungiven Dohertys

No SinĆ©ad, you didnā€™t presume at all.

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ā€œPaulā€ seems like a cunt

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He caught one, to show the bandwagoners.

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Paul rightly caught out that stupid woman there, good and proper. I bet it made him feel like a big man.

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What a prick, Paul must have a huge contribution made to the GAA himself.

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Bernard Flynn had lined up Stephen Rochford and Robbie Brennan as a backroom team to support his application to be the Meath manager.

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I heard Wexford ladies might be looking for someone alright