A thread to post stories or things that you believe never happened

[LionelRitchie]

@Batigol

A decision scientist.

I think thats in machine learning/neural network/AI space, getting the machine to make correct decisions based on whatever the fuck.

[BruidheanChaorthainn]

Jim McNulty (@yellowpackjim) on X

[Spidey]

TNH

[BruidheanChaorthainn]

Man City

I’ve just seen four city players hop out of a Tesla (remarkably) in alderley edge and head into the cafe beside the yoga studio, which is beside the “aesthetic doctor of the year” studio.

[flattythehurdler]

You can believe what you like. If I was making it up I’d be
1 Utterly pathetic
2 Would have said a rr.
It was a 74 plate Tesla. I checked it twice as I presumed I must be mistaken.

[flattythehurdler]

PS the aesthetic doctor of the year is easy on the eye judging by the life sized poster she has of herself holding a syringe in her window.

[myboyblue]

Nasty stuff here.

[flattythehurdler]

Here she is
https://share.google/W0t4kvaaqPzJ1vnwi

[Massey]

You’re doing a lot of explaining here lad and no need for it.

[flattythehurdler]

Yeah I know. Sigh.

[Barname]

what ‘cousin’ would write such a letter

the actual writer couldnt but help describe herself as ‘gorgeous’

[balbec]

Is she from Tipp?

[farmerinthecity]

Patrick Bergin

‘Shane MacGowan told me I was drinking too much. So, I stopped’

[Julio_Geordio]

SPEC (@_opencv_) on X

This made me lol

[flattythehurdler]

I have no idea what all that is about?

[Julio_Geordio]

Some lad put up a post asking VC funds to stop book meetings as if they were potential clients because he has no time for client demos as it is.

Implying they are signing up so many clients they can’t deal with investors, and so many investors are interested they must be the next hot ticket in town.

Someone then went to book a meeting with them and every single slot they have was free. In other words. Neither investors nor customers were booking slots

[gilgamboa]

Is that definitely not a parody account

[backinatracksuit]

@Nugent

I hooked up with what I thought would be the daughter of a Mother and daughter combo one evening,many moons ago.
Even in the taxi home,I was in the back with the daughter tipping away and her auld wan up the front with some Indian fella chatting shite.

Anyway long story short,When we arrived back at the gaff,I went to slip off with the daughter until the mother grabbed me by the arm and said “Where do you think youre going,bucko?” I was stunned beyond belief when she then uttered…“Take off those shoes now boy, get up dem stairs and l’ll teach you a trick or two”

She sure did and im not right since

Porn has ruined men’s minds

[farmerinthecity]

[glasagusban]

She’s an arsehole but why doubt that story? I’d nearly expect it. She’s taking makeup tips from Donald Trump apparently.