Marta
Have you seen my double-ender anywhere?
Ps- youre fired
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As this point safeto assume Marta has made a copy of house keys and knows alarm codes?
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Ask her the difference EBIDTA and Net Income. If she canât answer in 10 seconds, sheâs fired
Hope she wasnât interfering with his underwear 
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Heâs got two kids and is semi competent. We should be congratulating him every time he leaves the house with his pants on right.
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Musk, Peterson, Zuckerberg all those lads have cleaners according to the the Tate brothers
Not to mention being the top moderator of one of the countryâs premier sports, current affairs and far-right forums.
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Weâll need a photo.
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Finally
An excellent suggestion. We can cast our views with a possible poll to reach a conclusion. A warm-up for the COTY campaign which will follow.
I had a Brazilian cleaner for a while . She was an ebony stunner with an effortless beauty ,turning up for cleaning poured into a tight tracksuit. I actually think she fancied my missus. It was a real dormant love triangle .
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Idyllic
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What brought it to a conclusion?
She looking for work?
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She went to back to Brazil as her father got sick . She continued to whataspp my missus who was nonplussed about the whole thing.But I knew what was really going on . Oh I knew .
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Like Sexton, you lost but you won
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I didnât even get a chance to take part .
But like the Irish World Cup effort, it was there for you.
She went to back to Brazil as her father got sick .
Is there a gofundme link?
Was it the missus you surprised with an early arrival home or an improved version?
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