Affairs

I hope the exchange of caah as she pushed the rolled up notes into your sweaty palm didnt cheapen the experience thrawneen?

I found it quite empowering actually.

You are what Charlie Sheen would refer to as, winning.

Carry on my wayward son.

Looks like I missed the best part of this thread. Do you ever do the girlfriend thing Thraw?

They come round about as frequently as FIFA World Cups. I’m sure I’ll go back to work and end up with Debbie from accounts so until then…

Great thread. If any man/woman can stay loyal over 10+ years in a relationship then I envy you.

Switching to your left hand for a spell isn’t considered cheating, Tipping King.

Lad near home caught offside during the week. Out of the house since Sunday and shacked up with the new bird. Left a wife and 2 kids behind and a world of chaos!

Is the new bird better looking than the wife KP?

Shallow. Very Shallow.

Truth hurts.

Some fond memories on this thread :pint:

Me and herself had our first row yesterday. I think I might ditch the whole thing. Once there’s a row, I couldn’t be fucking bothered. The big wage has swelled her head, so it has.

[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 753255, member: 129”]Some fond memories on this thread :pint:

Me and herself had our first row yesterday. I think I might ditch the whole thing. Once there’s a row, I couldn’t be fucking bothered. The big wage has swelled her head, so it has.[/quote]

As opposed to once swelling your little general!

[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 753255, member: 129”]Some fond memories on this thread :pint:

Me and herself had our first row yesterday. I think I might ditch the whole thing. Once there’s a row, I couldn’t be fucking bothered. The big wage has swelled her head, so it has.[/quote]
What was the row over Thraw?

Fuck all. She left her swipe card upstairs. When I returned it to her I made a jibe about the fringe she was sporting in the photo. Fun and games. She took exception to this. The whole exchange lasted about 5 seconds. I thought nothing of it until I rang her last night and she said she was seriously pissed off with me. Fuck that.

Tell her you have serious doubts about her emotional maturity

Level 1 rattled.

Unfortunately I wouldn’t be one to advise you in matters of the heart.

Keep it zipped up on the trouser front over the weekend but carry on as normal bar that. She will be dribbling by Tuesday night and you shall be King again. :wink:

that’s the plan alright. She texted me this evening to ask did I want to call over. I texted that I thought she was seriously pissed off with me. She has neglected to respond. Fuck relationships.