And thatâs his 47th ever punishment cane
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FAO of the lads here who know who they are
There was a rekindling of this relationship in recent months and now a baby is on the way.
He/she didnât let her/him away this time
Like watching a car go over a cliff in slow motion
With the original missus or the affair
Allâs well that ends well.
@TheUlteriorMotive needs to add some clarity here. Surely the fella starting isnât starting a new family 
Love always prevails
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@Tassotti lads are still having sex in 2020. The Irish are fierce backward. You literally couldnât make it up
I know itâs lonely up there @glenshane but you need a refresher course in the basics. It was the last decade they had sex in.
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Thatâs okay then. As long as itâs not 2020
Fairly sure I havenât had sex since last decade
Is there a new word for it these days. Gender coupling or something to that effect?
The beast with two backs is how my confessor refers to it.
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A Shakespeare reference - a learned man surely
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He always brings some reading material right enough
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Horizontal folk dancing
Horizontal fandango
The affair lady.