What would you think. A bullock jumps a fence and lands in fresh grass. Does he jump back when heās cleared the field?. Does he fuck, he puts the head down and jumps again.
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The field he originally jumped out of might have been reseeded and now have a lovely fresh pasture restored.
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You mean she let herself go, lost her man and is now temporarily getting her act together in order to ensnare some other more - before she reverts back to type?
Or have you been ploughing?
She hit the step machine and her arse has lifted 2 inches.
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ā¦based on a casual assessment
No. She went to take off the trousers and her arse fell as far as her ankles
Get the woman into the weights room in the gym. Her arse will reach heights you never thought possible
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Hoisted with his own petard.
By his own petard ffs.
When tipp people try to feign intellect.
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Iād like to see punishment caning come to Ireland
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Thereās letters sealed; and my two schoolfellows,
Whom I will trust as I will adders fanged,
They bear the mandate; they must sweep my way
And marshal me to knavery. Let it work,
For ātis the sport to have the enginer
Hoist with his own petard ; and āt shall go hard
But I will delve one yard below their mines
And blow them at the moon. O, ātis most sweet
When in one line two crafts directly meet.ā Prince Hamlet, in Hamlet , Act 3, Scene 4.
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Cunthooks
No surprise some tipp cunt could quote an English writer correctly. Planter bastards will never take our freedom
Thatās very christian of you.
Havenāt you some stones to farm.
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See above for a bog donkey happy to wallow in his own ignorance. Braying away with his big donkey head hanging out over the ssscchtone walls.
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Being strapped to a chair and forced to listen to Ger Canning commentary non stop on a loop. A fate worse than death
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Youād have plenty of latitude to reflect on your actions.
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