I want to have brunch in Herb Street on Saturday. I have a hankering for the French Toast with clotted cream, pecans and rum buttered bananas. I really couldnât stomach a breakfast roll in Cork.
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They open on Sunday also, mate.
I want to go on Saturday, mate.
You canât be waiting to plan your life around the GGA announcing fixture dates and venues on a Monday afternoon for the following weekend.
As @croppy_boy rightly says, some lads have DIY they need to be getting on with.
heâd look like some fucking spanner strolling around the square in Thurles with his 99 in hand, Wexford 96 jersey on and straw hat with 5 different headbands hanging off it
and the game on in Cork.
unless you could stroll from Thurles to Cork in an hour or so
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Poppycock - you knew the weekend of the QFs for a while now - you could have had your ducks neatly lined up and ready to arrange once the exact day was announced. Whatâs clear here is that Mrs Bandage is lining the duckies up, not you. Cunt.
Youâre a little more forgiving this year.
Are you going to the Monaghan game in Croke Park on Sunday?
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Kilkenny from Clare is a pretty shit trek through the likes of Borris on Ossery, Ballacolla, Furrow and Balkyraggett.
Portlaoise is a handy trip for both sets of fans.
FYI information, my life partner had a wonderful time down in Cork earlier this year for our romantic getaway, which happened (puuuuurely by coincidence) to incorporate the Cork-Limerick fixture of Round 3 of the Munster Senior Hurling Championship. She now has a fair grĂĄ for a pint of Murphys.
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I had no idea of the bog ball fixtures â @croppy_boy has dismantled @Bandage here ⌠a headshot, an offft and a checkmate all in one.
If you think that one was bad.
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Jesus. 
@Rebrandage time I think.
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This is the second time in a week Iâve taken the piss out of myself on purpose and people are piling in with âheadshotâ, âyouâve destroyed himâ etc etc. Iâm very upset now.
PS, @croppy_boy - I wonât be in Croke Park on Sunday.
OH.MY.GOD
This is confusing.
You were taking the piss out of yourself this week and went so far in doing so that you chose not attend a Wexford game, in Cork - something you referred to 12 months ago as being essential if you
âtruly care about Wexford hurling or Wexford winning an All Irelandâ.
Is that correct?
His partner wasnât around back then. He is under her/his thumb now
Broadly speaking, but it is very nuanced and there is important context youâre leaving out. Letâs take a break for lunch and resume at 1.50pm.
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No letâs not. Youâre claiming that you were taking the piss.
The least you could do is admit you simply donât care enough to go.
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@Bandage is down and clearly injured. @croppy_boy is refusing to kick the ball out of play to allow assistance.
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Proper order⌠Bandage stood on Croppyâs ankle when he was down last yearâŚ
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