Annoying Office Jargon - Part III

I am. Manys the times, recently in particular, I wonder what I’m at it for but commitments take over when you get older and it’s not all about you.

All the best with your job anyway.

Same to yourself. Ya it get’s harder to change it up as life snowballs

Will we see you on here as much I wonder?

I’ll still be working from couch. So all going well it shouldn’t disrupt my mojo too much

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Have you told them you can’t do Teams or Zoom meetings for 2-3:30pm each day as it impacts on your nap time?

Best of luck with the new gig

‘Sunsetting process’

From his email… ‘entering the final phases to retire(or ‘sunset’)’

He then mentions sunsetting process further on down the email. His job title is a mouthful too but could be shortened to ‘cunt’

Shaking my head for the last half hour.

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I nearly spat out my afternoon decaf coffee reading that. Well done sir.

Not a new gripe to many but the scrum master beginning every Friday morning call with “Happy Friday” is really grating

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Scrum Master

cc @StoneCold

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No offence meant to any Scrum Masters present here

:grinning:

“We don’t want to knock over the baby” was used to describe rushing a handover before all project milestones have been signed off on.

Not jargon but seems you cannot just use the word “congratulations” anymore

Has to be either
“Huge congrats” or “Massive congrats”

Yeh, LinkedIn after becoming disgusting for it the whole time

Massive congrats on your earning of Microsoft Word Level 3 Cert, John.

Huh?

Eh?

It was always disgusting for such shite.

Oh right. Ok

People who start business emails sent of a Monday with “Hi, I hope you had a nice weekend”. I would say that in the main these people couldn’t give a tuppeny fuck what kind of a weekend you had.

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“I don’t want to get out over my skis on this.”

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