Cracker from my boss on the phone just there:
“Aw it’s some Cold War thing, I’ll try and defrost it.”
I laughed out loud.
Did your boss say it in a ridiculously high pitched voice Clarkey?
Twas my other boss, Appendage. The one you’re thinking of wouldn’t say such a thing. Jesus lad.
For fuck saaaaaaaaaaaaaake, I thought we had lost another good man there.
A lad here said the other day in reference to someone wanting everything “sure you cant have the best horse and the best jockey”
What a retarded thing to say. :blink:
From now on you should refer to work/life balance as work/life integration.
Fuck off ye cunts, thats a corporate way of getting more hours out of you and ruining your life!
I am waiting for 2 cunts in Denver to ‘reach out’ to me all week…
You might have to throw them a bit of bait and ‘reel them in’ instead KP.
You can imagine the look on some of the lads around Kinvara if someone said they wanted to ‘reach out’ to them… :wacko:
Hit them up and they might respond
Nah… I think I’ll wait till hand comes through the monitor and grabs me. Yanky fcuks.
Started in a new place recently, the buzz words are coming thick. In Kinvara… Get to the point and get there fast.
A bit of phone tennis going on?
I’m partial to a bit of email and voicemail tennis myself. I tend to avoid answering calls as I lack confidence and social skills in general, I will normally return these messages during lunch or after hours (sometimes late at night from home) to avoid speaking to them. This practice often has a negative impact on my work as I can be left spinning my wheels as I’m too shy to speak to someone to clear up a routine query.
dont go off charging down rabbit holes
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to
Do me a favour, dont go chasing waterfalls, you hear me?
Gator dont play no shit.
Our place usually isn’t too bad for this but I was asked “could we get back in the helicopter” today. Its spreading. <_<
Our team has a “brown bag” session with the yanks in the morning. FFS
Should I turn up with a bottle of buckfast? :unsure:
What does that even mean? A lot of the time you can work out what this jargon gibberish is getting at but I’m stumped by this.
Its derived from, sitting down with your work team in the meeting room and having a casual meeting while eating your lunch.
No wonder the cunts can barely fit through the double doors of reception. :o