Annoying Office Jargon - Part III

[quote=“mickee321, post: 899462, member: 367”]another one just now here:
“It’s not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what’s required."
-Sir Winston Churchill
[/quote]
Fuck sake.

Fuckers who end emails with

Best

Best what. Doesn’t make any sense

Usually followed by

D or some other initial

Another used in my place is “please do the needful”.

[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 831387, member: 129”]That sounds a bit Brokeback Mountain to me.

Which, judging by the funboy-style attire you were sporting last week, tinnnion, is hardly a surprise.[/quote]
Brokeback passage as it is affectionately known.

:clap:[quote=“Horsebox, post: 899081, member: 1537”]Have your colleagues any trust in the mission, vision, goals and values of your organisation, Fitzy? Have these major structural changes impacted on your organisations ability to sustain long term engagement with it’s staff? Sustainable engagement is key to engendering an advantage on your competitors through employee added value in areas such as customer service, decreases in absenteeism and increases in levels of innovation. Engagement levels in Australian organisations are some of the highest in the world, Fitzy at approximately 24% but, as organisations with high levels of engagement have, on average, 147% higher earnings per share than competitors with low levels of engagement, then I think you will agree that it is a subject and an activity that should be discussed and explored in great detail at your upcoming conference, mate.

Sustainable engagement is key, Fitzy.[/quote]
Wow Horsebox, thats, well thats, fucking brillint pal.

Wow Horsebox, thats, well thats, fucking brillint pal.[/quote]
Some of you fuckers are wasted on here

We need a tfk youtube channel and take it to another dimension

Pay close attention

Wow Horsebox, thats, well thats, fucking brillint pal.[/quote]
It’s all true too, pal-throw that out there at the meeting and get the ball rolling over the first coffee break.

I said lets follow the path of least resistance today on a phone call.

Not even ashamed :smiley:

I have heard Deep Dive on five occasions in five different conversations in the last 24 hours

All Irish people too

[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 899750, member: 2272”]I have heard Deep Dive on five occasions in five different conversations in the last 24 hours

All Irish people too[/quote]

Are you a scuba diver?

No.

We should turn our minds to making up phrases and see how long until we hear it back.

[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 899750, member: 2272”]I have heard Deep Dive on five occasions in five different conversations in the last 24 hours

All Irish people too[/quote]

I used it about 15 mins ago and I am going again shortly

Do we work in the same place?

[quote=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 899754, member: 686”]I used it about 15 mins ago and I am going again shortly

Do we work in the same place?[/quote]
:eek:

I’m knee deep right now pal

ive been literally left “holding the baby” here …

[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 899753, member: 2272”]No.

We should turn our minds to making up phrases and see how long until we hear it back.[/quote]
This is a great idea-set up a poll and let’s get a phrase going. I am guessing one of us would hear it back within a week.

Did you scrub that invoice? Have you sense checked it?

Should have put up the new circular today from HR director about the benefits of moving to shared services for HR and the economies of scale and that hilariously with all these savings we will retain our local HR. Masterful stuff

How about - let’s barbecue that - we just need a meaning now.

Let’s barbecue that - to discredit a theory or finding with half truths and misconstrued facts