Annoying Office Jargon - Part III

[quote=“Bandage, post: 910108, member: 9”]Let’s organise a town hall meeting if you feel so strongly about it.

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i think a “come to jesus” session is needed here so we can all air our concerns

I think Renton should take his concerns off line. I think we are all hearing what he is saying but he should be striving for consensus with us on this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuHIRrt5lCI

Here’s a word for you cunts-Lickspittle.

Here’s a word for you : FTE

You have to embrace it. If you start making up your own phrases it passes the time - see what you can get away with.

If you use an unusual (but real) word in a sentence you will hear it back within two or three minutes. People are actually very easy to influence, have a limited vocabulary, are inarticulate so they latch on to nonsense words and unusual words when they hear them.

[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 910145, member: 2272”]You have to embrace it. If you start making up your own phrases it passes the time - see what you can get away with.

If you use an unusual (but real) word in a sentence you will hear it back within two or three minutes. People are actually very easy to influence, have a limited vocabulary, are inarticulate so they latch on to nonsense words and unusual words when they hear them.[/quote]

So you’re a step above the easy to influence, limited vocab and inarticulate majority? I suppose all the lads here are… I don’t really care, boys. I just find it amusing that all the cunts gathered here will ridicule every walk of life for the slightest things when they are carrying on with this mongfest… I get it, It’s so degrading and emasculating you feel the need to lash out here to prove to your self you are still a man. More power to you.

We can deal with some of the low hanging fruit online, but if we want to get a helicopter view of your concerns we’re going to need some facetime.

I think most people on here are clued in and have a modicum of self awareness. And most of what is posted on here is tongue in cheek.

Self awareness and not taking yourself too seriously are the distinguishing factors between us and the plebs.

+1

Best,
Mac

[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 910152, member: 2272”]I think most people on here are clued in and have a modicum of self awareness. And most of what is posted on here is tongue in cheek.

Self awareness and not taking yourself too seriously are the distinguishing factors between us and the plebs.[/quote]

Who’s to say the others aren’t all going off pulling the piss out of the whole thing to their friends or on other Internet forums.
Not entertaining this notion and thinking you’re a step above the plebs isn’t showing a huge amount of self awareness in fairness.

[quote=“Tabby, post: 910229, member: 2142”]Who’s to say the others aren’t all going off pulling the piss out of the whole thing to their friends or on other Internet forums.
Not entertaining this notion and thinking you’re a step above the plebs isn’t showing a huge amount of self awareness in fairness.[/quote]

Not sure what you are trying to say here. That people are double double bluffing.

Most people are buffoons. From what I read on here the average poster is not a buffoon and doesn’t get outraged if somebody calls them a name as they are self aware enough to know it is a post on an internet forum and not somebody in their kitchen in their underwear waving a knife in their face.

[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 910242, member: 2272”]Not sure what you are trying to say here. That people are double double bluffing.

Most people are buffoons. From what I read on here the average poster is not a buffoon and doesn’t get outraged if somebody calls them a name as they are self aware enough to know it is a post on an internet forum and not somebody in their kitchen in their underwear waving a knife in their face.[/quote]

I think you might be giving the average poster too much credit.
I’m not saying they’re double bluffing. Just doing the same as all of ye are. Using all the bullshit language but not taking it seriously and pulling the piss about it out of work. You hardly think you’re the only fella with half a brain in the place.

[quote=“Tabby, post: 910293, member: 2142”]I think you might be giving the average poster too much credit.
I’m not saying they’re double bluffing. Just doing the same as all of ye are. Using all the bullshit language but not taking it seriously and pulling the piss about it out of work. You hardly think you’re the only fella with half a brain in the place.[/quote]

It is far too commonplace to be one big joke that everybody and nobody is in on. Most people are very self important and take themselves very seriously. Any challenge to that self image is taken personally. Next time somebody uses a nonsense phrase stop them and say “sorry that makes no sense” - see if he laughs and says “gotcha”.

So everyone who uses office jargon and thinks its stupid posts on TFK? Or even most of them? Unlikely enough.

You are pursuing an AMD*

The argument doesn’t exist because I didn’t make it.

This is all banana flavoured.

*Argument of Mass Distraction

[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 910312, member: 2272”]You are pursuing an AMD*

The argument doesn’t exist because I didn’t make it.

This is all banana flavoured.

*Argument of Mass Distraction[/quote]

I basically think mark Renton nailed it. You can’t go around using this cuntish jargon while at the same time claiming your doing it tongue in cheek and pulling the piss out of everyone else who uses it.

OH Yes you can

Office Jargon - kinda like wandering about an Internet forum screaming " mugged off" like a cunt at everyone