Annoying Office Jargon - Part III

[feck_it]

Dialing in to our customers - was used at least 10 times during a business update today

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Couldn’t find the public speaking thread, but by fuck I hurled it out over the netting yesterday when I had to speak / present / bully 5 senior management fucktards yesterday in a very hostile meeting and one of them a Na Piarsaigh limerick city cunt.
They thought they could arrive into my office and make me squirm, the cowardly fucks.
Every time one of them would speak to me id look out the window in absolute astonishment as if the blessed virgin had appeared on the street.
Also managed to give a few digs to the ginger Na Piarsaigh bollix about their Teege Ryan strategy of whacking balls up the pitch and hoping for the best, only for the Tipp man ( me ) to land the problem right back with them.
Fuck, but they didn’t half annoy me.
All morning I worked myself into a temper thinking about all the matches I could and should have won, all the times I was wronged in life, by the time they arrived I was seething and would have split one of them open with a chair without a second thought.
Brimmer 1
The five spas trying to fuck me over yesterday with their 5 vs 1 strategy 0

[myboyblue]

Now that’s fucking

#winning

[KinvarasPassion]

At least you work with cunts who’ll rise to a bit of baiting.

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Well if skulking out of the conference room with their tails between their legs is ‘taking the bait’ , they took fucking loads of it.

[Mac]

@Brimmer_Bradley

Couldn’t find the public speaking thread, but by fuck I hurled it out over the netting yesterday when I had to speak / present / bully 5 senior management fucktards yesterday in a very hostile meeting and one of them a Na Piarsaigh limerick city cunt. They thought they could arrive into my office and make me squirm, the cowardly fucks. Every time one of them would speak to me id look out the window in absolute astonishment as if the blessed virgin had appeared on the street. Also managed to give a few digs to the ginger Na Piarsaigh bollix about their Teege Ryan strategy of whacking balls up the pitch and hoping for the best, only for the Tipp man ( me ) to land the problem right back with them.Fuck, but they didn’t half annoy me. All morning I worked myself into a temper thinking about all the matches I could and should have won, all the times I was wronged in life, by the time they arrived I was seething and would have sp

You showed them mate. They’ll never criticise your grass cutting skills again

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Too fucking right they won’t. The main issue this time was the toilets though.
Those little bastards in 5th class wreak the place and expect me to fix it up, no questions asked.

[mickee321]

“onesie twosies”

[Julio_Geordio]

@mickee321

“onesie twosies”

Lovely, what context?

[mickee321]

i was in an elevator earlier and these 2 lads were having a chat about a Q4 2016 planning session, the question of some global deliverable items for the virtual factory came up came up and one chap armed with bottle of RiverRock water and ergo laptop bag on back said the main concern was not about “onesie twosie” items but the main flagging issues that would consume multiple bodies, we needed to prep for extra “boots on the ground” and escalate if necessary

[Smark]

Fuck me

[Julio_Geordio]

@mickee321

i was in an elevator earlier and these 2 lads were having a chat about a Q4 2016 planning session, the question of some global deliverable items for the virtual factory came up came up and one chap armed with bottle of RiverRock water and ergo laptop bag on back said the main concern was not about “onesie twosie” items but the main flagging issues that would consume multiple bodies, we needed to prep for extra “boots on the ground” and escalate if necessary

Beautiful. Fucking beautiful.

[the_mixer_walsh]

I dunno if I could work with people that talk like that, seriously I’d have intervened in that conversation

[Ambrose_McNulty]

was at a conference a few weeks ago and one of he speakers advised us not to try to “boil the ocean”. Nearly got sick in my delegate pack.

[Tim_Riggins]

@mickee321

i was in an elevator earlier and these 2 lads were having a chat about a Q4 2016 planning session, the question of some global deliverable items for the virtual factory came up came up and one chap armed with bottle of RiverRock water and ergo laptop bag on back said the main concern was not about “onesie twosie” items but the main flagging issues that would consume multiple bodies, we needed to prep for extra “boots on the ground” and escalate if necessary

That’s why they get paid the big bucks in corporate and you’re an elevator operator

[balbec]

With mundane banter like that they sound like low level operatives. FTEs even.

[mickee321]

@balbec

With mundane banter like that they sound like low level operatives. FTEs even.

worringly it wasnt banter
they were middle managers, managing 30 40 drones with a layer in between also

[mickee321]

@Tim_Riggins

@mickee321

i was in an elevator earlier and these 2 lads were having a chat about a Q4 2016 planning session, the question of some global deliverable items for the virtual factory came up came up and one chap armed with bottle of RiverRock water and ergo laptop bag on back said the main concern was not about “onesie twosie” items but the main flagging issues that would consume multiple bodies, we needed to prep for extra “boots on the ground” and escalate if necessary

That’s why they get paid the big bucks in corporate and you’re an elevator operato****r

does such a position exist?
bean counting is where its at pal

[myboyblue]

We need to Jerry Maguire the shit out of this.

[count_of_monte_crist]

what does that even mean?