Annoying Office Jargon - Part III

A slide presentation. A power point.

I calibrated the management team today.

Calibration is a fantastic way to do performance assessments. Obviously only a thing for ballsy guys.

We crave a performance driven culture. Sorting the sheep from the goats. Thank God I am not in the public service.

What do you mean?

FAO of @TheUlteriorMotive: I’ve a meeting at 11.30am and I vow to use the term “game changer” in it. A question for you. Is it game changer or gamechanger?

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If you say it nobody will notice

Gamechanger is the fact. It is a gamechanger.

Game changer is the person. He is a game changer.

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Anybody been engaging in any ‘blue sky thinking’ recently?

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They will if he ends his spake with it, drops pen on table, leans back in chair and clasps hands behind his head (while carefully checking pits are dry first)

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Client centricity

Not quite jargon, but I hate when a certain run-of-the-mill phrase catches on and becomes bludgeoned to death. “Seeing the wood from the trees” has been pounding my ears for a fortnight and was preceeded by “prevention is better than cure”. Fuck off sheeple.

What about bad language in the workplace.
I had a smoke this morning with a female colleague and by God did she curse.
She’s the only female in an office of about 22 men so I’m wondering if that’s a factor.
The thing is though she’s a kind of inspector grade in my job, which is a few grades above me. I was a bit put out by her coarseness tbh, I wouldn’t be happy to use her kind of language in a professional setting.
Do you lads experience it much.

I as in a meeting not so long ago and one of the opposition used the word cunt (he was talking about solicitors, but still!). I presumed it was one of you cunts.

This woman used the same word this morning.
Now it was outside while we enjoyed a smoke together and she said about a retired company member that “he’s a bit of a dull cunt”.
I was a bit shocked to be honest.

Ps.
A dull cunt could be anyone on here.

i just flipped the term “grease the wheels” into an email w.r.t. looking for a “help needed” to get a pilot white paper approved thru the Process Change Control Board ( PCCB) forum that convenes weekly at 0900 PST

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The difference in the spelling I meant

Using gamechanger or game changer in meetings is itself a gamechanger.

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all the time, mate.

Had anyone left the company or the team in the relevant period to make it easier?

No, unfortunately. I assess them all objectively. I don’t look for handy shortcuts by counting all leavers as low performers.

“This issue is becoming a running sewer but we can’t allow it to poison relationships.” - Yours Truly, Today, 10.35am.

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