i get the feeling he is looking round the office for the lad who wrote it Dan, some poor hucker is honna het hrushed!
How are you that hole there Carter? Daylight must be distant at this stage.
hamma het hy hun, him hoing hoco hon he hole hucking hoffice
“Just as an FYI…”
Just as a for your information; that just doesn’t make sense!
I got sent an email from one of the team in America that had a sentence beginning with FWIW in it.
I had to look it up.
Wiktionary is useful.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/FWIW
EDIT: dancarter has used it a couple of times around here.
Not so much jargon but I got an email today that went like this:
Fran,
Apologies but x is on sick leaf at the moment…
Sick leaf…what the fuck is that?
[quote=“Fran”]Not so much jargon but I got an email today that went like this:
Fran,
Apologies but x is on sick leaf at the moment…
Sick leaf…what the fuck is that?[/quote]
I suppose he must have picked the wrong type of tay or something. MGG may know more.
[quote=“cluaindiuic”]I got sent an email from one of the team in America that had a sentence beginning with FWIW in it.
I had to look it up.
Wiktionary is useful.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/FWIW
EDIT: dancarter has used it a couple of times around here.[/quote]
I thought everyone uses FWIW?
Just heard someone come up with… “If you’re going to burn your bridges at both ends you have to be proactionary with the fall out”, I mean, WHAT???
Whoever said that should be bitch slapped immediately.
I thought ones like this would have died out years ago but as I was going to lunch I heard:
“I’m going to take a raincheck just after lunch to make sure those numbers stack up”
We don’t really deal with numbers so I haven’t a clue what he could have been talking about!
oh fuck the fraud squad are at the door
He’s now talking to his mate on his mobile about how his hook isn’t a hook it’s a shank and the pro is going to sort it out for him this evening. Where did I leave my 7 iron so I can bury it in his skull
now another fella is talking about a corridor converstation he had with an unnamed manager.
I better leave my desk for a while
good to see dancarter finally get his comeuppance for fucking up the banking system
By his account he was fucking in the banking system.
I’m sure ye’ll just pin the blame on the lowly office gofer (Bandage)
Got my ipod out of the car, I’ve calmed down no end, I haven’t listened ot Metallica in years, it’s actually calming me down now
"I would like to be kept up to date in progress and be invited to the ‘Go / No go’ meeting. I am at an offsite in NYC next week but will be on Blackberry so will watch from a distance. "