“Peanut butter spread it”
It just makes no sense to me. I didnt realise it was around this long. I’m not sure how it ever caught on.
Its doing the rounds in a big way in Q1.
This sort of jargon really flummoxes the Indians, they look kind of nervously at each other before agreeing that they should nod and smile.
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From an article in the times this morning: ‘is the juice worth the squeeze’ in relation to monitoring employees work/ICT habits while either in the office or WFH.
A Friday afternoon meeting is often good for this kind of thing.
Just had someone say:
“Clearly this is an intensive job of work but we’re together eating the elephant bit by bit.”
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Was out of the office around 4:30pm my time and on my workphone saw a webex message from some cunt in the UK “just sent you an invite for a connect this evening”. I replied “on Friday evening”?
“Oh right, sorry. Will reschedule to Tuesday”. Some cunt trying to tick the boxes before the UK Bank holiday. He had since Monday to contact me.
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It’s Fook that the cool lads are using now…
Have any of ye ever had a “preponement of a meeting”?
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That’s a new one for me. Bringing a meeting forward, is it? Something I might add to my lexicon.
I’ll have to move one just to use that.
Yup. I like it.
Can we call a meeting that happens at the scheduled time a Ponement?
Prepone 1-800
“We arrived at a fudge we were all happy to chew on”
is a wonderful addition to any serious business man’s (international or national) lexicon.
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Heard it again today in Second Captains but heard it recently on a call by an American colleague.
Colouring outside of the lines.
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“Happy Friday” said to each individual who joins the call, who in turns responds with “Happy Friday” 
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Are we making progress or are we stuck in the mud?
Is it a case that everyone has their own swim lane and that is it?
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seems like the kind of cunt you wait for, with a snooker ball in a sock. in the car park
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