Annoying Office Jargon - Part III

Every journey starts with just one step. Pascal Photon Donoghue is your man.

The mind boggles when trying to comprehend those kind of distances but if Paschal says he can get there, then as a signed up member of the Cap Doffers Society I have full faith in him.

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Maybe we need to look at it through a different lense

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Voyager 1, the furthest man-made object from earth, has traveled one light-minute in 50 odd years. But Pascal wasn’t involved in that

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I listened to a podcast on that actually. Edit. I listened to a podcast on that yoke that headed off to study Saturn and is still going 30 years later.

Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every “superstar,” every “supreme leader,” every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam

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“At some point we have to jump, but we want to make sure we have a parachute in the bag”

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“I´d rather build an aeroplane going down the runway, than have it dusty in the hangar”

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hockey stick growth

The fucker that came out with that should be shot with a ball of his own shit.

Where do the fuckwits drag up these inanities from?

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WTF does that mean?

Exponential

Christ

Exponential growth, some D4 wan was on newstalk last week and she mentioned that about her business, for the non D4 types I guess you could also say ‘hurley growth’

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Had a colleague refer to €250 as “a quarter of a grand” there just now

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A thing that annoys me is people saying, or writing, cc’ed. It’s copied, it comes from carbon copy, you dimwits.

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Have you bought any LPs or Records lately?

The wife is still taping things
As in recording.

A new one for me, Client wingspan

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