Where ye stayin at tinnion
Venetian.
Tao Beach - good grief 
Its some spot,i stayed in the bellagio last time i was there,it must be fuckin roastin
99 degrees right now but the delicious Bud Lights being delivered by out bikini clad waitress are hitting the spot.
One thing I’ve noticed here - loads of American birds have tattoos and fake tits. And God bless them.
Lot a tramp stamps strutting around id say,vegas is class
Trying to enjoy a drink here and there is some bird dancing on the bed next to ours with her arse in our faces. FFS.
Tinnion what a turn around . When the depression hits tomorrow Brian remember these glorious moments and cherish them… P.s. if the bird offers to let you do a line of coke off any part of her body do it, don’t be a soft cock like chewy .
Did you do any coke at electric picnic?
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Did you do any coke at electric picnic?[/quote]I have never been to electric picnic my friend .
Speaking of vegas. The brother of a buddy was in Vegas a couple of years ago. He went on a magical mystery tour of America on his own. Anyway after copious amounts of alcohol, he was approached by a lady of the night in one of the casinos. She was of African American descent. Thinking that he had nothing much better to be doing he took her up on her kind offer and off they went to his hotel room.
After screwing her a couple of times he found he still had time on the meter. At that point he decided he would be a good idea to have photographic evidence of his ‘adventure’ in vegas. He then proceeded to take photos of said ‘lady’ in provocative poses, which amongst others included a one where she had a finger up her ass.
After hitting the mini bar, he soon passed out. He awoke to find his ‘friend’ gone together with his cash and credit cards. Naturally enough he called the authorities and was asked to provide a description of the prep. His memory was hazy and his description next to useless. He actually forgot that he had pictures of the suspect till much much later.
He never did retrieve his cards or cash and returned to Ireland some weeks later. Naturally his mum was delighted to see her oldest and dearest home safe and sound. He walked in his Mum later that day in the Kitchen going through his camera, eager to see his snapshots of his trip around America.
There are some things a mother should not see!
[quote=“fenwaypark, post: 654900”]Speaking of vegas. The brother of a buddy was in Vegas a couple of years ago. He went on a magical mystery tour of America on his own. Anyway after copious amounts of alcohol, he was approached by a lady of the night in one of the casinos. She was of African American descent. Thinking that he had nothing much better to be doing he took her up on her kind offer and off they went to his hotel room.
After screwing her a couple of times he found he still had time on the meter. At that point he decided he would be a good idea to have photographic evidence of his ‘adventure’ in vegas. He then proceeded to take photos of said ‘lady’ in provocative poses, which amongst others included a one where she had a finger up her ass.
After hitting the mini bar, he soon passed out. He awoke to find his ‘friend’ gone together with his cash and credit cards. Naturally enough he called the authorities and was asked to provide a description of the prep. His memory was hazy and his description next to useless. He actually forgot that he had pictures of the suspect till much much later.
He never did retrieve his cards or cash and returned to Ireland some weeks later. Naturally his mum was delighted to see her oldest and dearest home safe and sound. He walked in his Mum later that day in the Kitchen going through his camera, eager to see his snapshots of his trip around America.
There are some things a mother should not see![/quote]
This “buddy” of yours. He hasn’t got a brother right?
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Oh well, nothing like an honest moment between a mother and her son.
I do recall my old lady finding a condom in my trousers pocket in the summer before leaving cert year. She lost the plot. The sad fact was the same condom was sitting in the wallet for nigh on 2 years awaiting some action but never go its golden moment. It was tossed into the Stanley 8 and banished forever.
Tomorrow night
Up Limerick
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Hon limerick ta Fuck! I won’t make it tomorrow due to an appointment with the demon drink, but by fuck if ye win…
Signing in.
Limerick’s number one!
C’Mon