Aqua Parks thread

Went to this place a couple of weeks ago - you forget how much fun it can be to go head first down a waterslide!

Lots of steamers on this thread. Pause and think about it for a second, slide lovers, next time one of you is about to make fun of the noble art of professional wrestling.

One is fun
The other is acting masquerading as sport

obviously bando it’s been a while since you slid into something wet:D

was in magaluf a few years ago and they had the highest water slide in europe, fookin deadly

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[quote=“artfoley”]obviously bando it’s been a while since you slid into something wet:D

was in magaluf a few years ago and they had the highest water slide in europe, fookin deadly

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I was on tha motherfucker myself, fucking epic…What the fuck u doing in Magaluff, that s wheer the brits go

[quote=“Thrawneen”]Well lads, finally made it to Aqua World in the National Aquatic Centre in Blanchardstown today. Huge complex out there, though typical shite Irish sign-posting for trying to find the place.

The main attractions are 3 flumes, really. There’s a wave pool, a lazy river and a kids area but they were of little interest to me, to be honest.

First up was the Green Giant. Your average water slide but earns extra marks for being very fast. Loses them for having a less than smooth base, with bits sticking up between joins, bit sore on the back. 7/10
The Master Blaster is a ring-sit ride with its claim to fame being parts where you’re jettisoned upwards and spun around. Cracking finish too. 7.5/10
The Black Hole is properly intense. Fast, claustrophobic and pitch dark. I felt properly disturbed for a minute after. 8.5/10

Millions of bloody kids there today so I’d go early or late to avoid spending 90% of your time queueing. Bird-wise, there were a few nice mothers with large, comforting bosoms around the place and a selection of what I figured were foreign teenagers, of whom one had THE most spectacular set of bangers I’ve seen all year. They were truly gigantic.[/quote]

Did you have a go on the bodyboard part thraw?

Would you believe I actually forgot about it. I saw people on it when I was up the top queueing for the flumes but once at ground level I didn’t catch sight of it and went home without trying it. I’ll be going back anyway. Is it any use? Looks powerful enough, I saw a few people getting swept away by it.