He finds it nice to be under a normal one.
They are queuing up for a pop at him…
Yeah
Oh look here is a selfie of me at 0400 with 500 quid worth of toys for a “delighted” 11 day old child.
Meanwhile the poor cunt won’t get a ride for the next 6 months whilst he embraces his new “joy” of living with an overweight female who hates his guys whilst he jumps 10ft in the air when the made in China piezoelectric baby sensor he paid a fortune for goes off at night
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5 lads waiting to reply. Unreal
Are you all set for the Christmas lads?
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Good Christmas.
Just one of the offspring left with Santa and that went well. I wasn’t emotional or any of that in fact being woken early was a pain in the hole, but it went well.
Spent the day cooking. You’d be bollixed after it but theres satisfaction in putting very very good food in front of people.
Marriage wise all went well. 1 small 20 minute period wen i was trying to get the main course out where I was close to knocking her block off. Otherwise we are very good.
A good days drinking. 5 glasses of red. A double teelings. 3 redbreast12. 2 writers tears and a bottle of Peroni along the way.
Going to bed soon when the charades finishes up.
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You’re not able for whisk(e)y you wakeling.
I’ve unwittingly drawn an unruly mob onto me, albeit unsurprisingly led by those cunts @Mac and @Horsebox.
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Fuck me. My stomach is in knots at the fires I’ve had to fight over the past few days. Everyone’s away to bed happy. The kids couldn’t be happier - the wee girl has her favourite auntie around for another day, the wee lad has taken his toys to bed and I’m getting nice and squidgy with the dog for company. It’s a great life if you don’t weaken.
Happy Christmas, it was on your suggestion that I take to the whiskey. You’ve cost me a fortune.
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Lovely exchanges there
If you’re tagging me then I’m in your head. Hope you enjoyed your first Xmas as a Dad buddy. I’m lying here watching a fine Freddie Mercury tribute show on Sky Arts.
It was a fine Christmas Day but I’d be lying if I said that I won’t miss 2018. A few winners in Leopardstown might save the year.
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There’s a fair chance the late night whiskey drinking crew will still be telling yarns about assembling dolls’ houses for a while yet.
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Money well spent.
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No harm. Always room.for one more obsession.
How did your father(e) react to your son’s GAA kit?
That’s why we’re here.
Don’t mind them.
It’s the cunts in bed by half 9 who are up for the 0400 feed and loving it who need to be called out.
Yeah pal. We’re all jealous, you there lying on the opposite sides of the bed staring at your respective walls whilst she snores on (probably fantasing about her gynaecologist) whilst you get up for the joy of making a bottle… and it’s the first mistake you made …they shouldnt be left inside the door. .but oh dosent she need a break and you have the 3 weeks paternity. .it’s great that way
Cunts
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Good man yourself. Onwards and upwards. Which would you re-gift? Bulleit Rye or glenfiddich 12
I’d drink ‘em all.
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