First of two Christmas parties tonight 
Mother in Laws 80th tomorrow night. A right fucking rave until about ten I’d say
2 parties in the same night?
Negative. I could have worded my original post a bit better I must admit but Im too lazy to go back and edit it now.
Enjoy pal.
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And what am I suppose to do tomorrow night?
You’re fucked
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nice windows mate
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Not to be pedantic but one curtain pole is slightly higher than the other
I’ll fix it straight away
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Good man!
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Great tip there that’s one present sorted. Come on lads any other ideas suitable for your better halves that can be bought online without having to go through face to face interactions in a shop?
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with a boom boom here and a bang bang there
Christmas has arrived here today - giddy levels gone up a notch.
The anti Christian who gets married in a church, baptises his child and celebrates Christmas
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Baptises?
Shur, they are all stolen holidays from pagans … Christmas is a rip off of yule. Get up ta fuck.
Secret Santa draw in our office today FFS. A bit late to be doing it I’d have thought 
We had ours yesterday … the women folk baked up a storm - all kinds of cakes ---- Very appropriately, I got a mug… who will be the first to say it?