Twas about three in the afternoon Mike
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Better again
A power cut when watching porn video in the olden days when the folks were away was always a tightrope.
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Ah here, this is deadly
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Do they celebrate Christmas in Oz these days?
Are there any ladies on the forum?
How would swimming lessons be received as a Christmas present??
I dont think a picture of a voucher of swimming lessons will get many likes on Instagram.
She’s not on Instagram (afaik)
Badly
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Option1.
Could you upload a photo of her in a swimming outfit and we’ll come to a decision regarding suitability.
Option 2.
Ask the bird with the big rack in Gregg’s what she thinks might fit the bill.
Option 3.
You’ll rarely go wrong with decent perfumes, Chanel/Jo Malone that level of stuff.
Provide an update in 5 days and we’ll revisit the issue. You’re leaving a major issue like this very late.
I know it’s getting late. She only wears chanel allure or some stuff called flowerbomb and I’ve bought her both already. I’m in bad shape 
I suspect asking in greggs could be misconstrued after my mcdonalds tipping fiasco last year
Any man who isn’t commissioning a sculpture for his other half this Christmas needs his head examined.
We’re moving house mate. It’s decluttering is needed.
Experienced is the word you’re seeking.
I’m merely trying to help my e-pal Flatty.
A modicum of levity at the outset is designed to confirm my bona fides.
Am I giving the wrong impression? My bad.
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Ok @flattythehurdler I’m in the same boat myself. All I can think of is a winter sun holiday away from the kids. Canaries?
Somewhere that she always wanted to go. Plenty destinations out of Manchester. Not so easy out of Ireland. That’s your ace card.
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That’s a grand idea. I’ll do that. 
It will have to be very special to beat the time you took her to Limerick.
The country is fucked