Are you all set for The Christmas

Well lads, did ye enjoy the Christmas?

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I was in one of these Eurogiant shops today. They have a card section and I had a peep.
They had a huge assortment of cards but among them were:

From our cat to yours and For my favourite cat.

This in the past would have caused me to run outside and smoke 2 fags to settle the nerves. Now I just watched as 40 something emitted a yelp and grabbed one. We’re fucked.

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Any woman over 35 not married is buying these

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The brother rings me last night about the turkey. He rears a few each year and I booked one this year. 23 or 24 lbs killed weight he says. A lot of atin’ on that.

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Once it’s gutted and boned it be a big chicken

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Shopping done yesterday, went into regatta in the crescent, savage savings to be had but all the stuff on offer was 4 or 5 xl. If you are that size you would want a free defibrillator to bring with you.

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Lucky for you being from the rugby fraternity

Sorry, 24 lbs ready for oven.

Be 5 hours cooking that

Will you post a picture of of it when it’s done ?

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I’m a big fella but 1 xl is the biggest I need. Not a tent

Oven big enough?

The Quarter Zip tops are decent. 2 for 30 and the job is oxo.

Just back from a trip to Mahon Point. All my shopping done now. Even got a few bits for myself. Just need to get the hair cut on Christmas Eve and I’ll be all set for the Christmas.

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I was there yesterday, they were like a bunch of animals queuing outside the shops the length of the mall, I did a swift u-turn and was out the gap within seconds. I’ve nothing got for the big day but shur fuck it!!

Good job I left it until this evening so. I was in there about half 6 and it wasn’t mad busy apart from the queue of lads outside The Perfume Shop :laughing:

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Dozy fuckers thinking they’ll impress the missus with perfume. The shrewdies have ordered a set of reasonably priced pillows :sunglasses:

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My pillows arrived today actually!