Are you all set for The Christmas

Yes. Got her one in BTs about 8 years ago.

Jaysus I’m stumped so.

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He’ll even write to her every few weeks letting her know how he’s getting on.

You are a wonderful partner

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That’s OK, I’m hoping one of the chaps with new found ‘life partners’ will have some fresh ideas.

Catholic bull from @HBV

Designer handbag mate. Will never let you down

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Orla Kiely?

She’s my missus not some fucking girlfriend I’m banging every Friday night.

Dyson Hairdryer. 400 euro. A bargain

She has a Dyson Hoover. The Battery one. She loved that.

Give her some quality time.

That’d work

Mulberry is the golden egg. I’ve found

What are you buying her?

ABC have a new Christmas song

A Christmas we deserve.

Hopefully some of you fuckers don’t actually get that

Get her a packet of batteries then

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Far more important to buy her something obviously expensive. That will go down a lot better than something cheap and thoughtful

Once they have spit out a few baby’s the expectation goes up massively on the present front

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Only option then is to leave another load in her

There you go. Don’t mention it.

She gets a blow-dry every Friday.