Yes. Got her one in BTs about 8 years ago.
Jaysus I’m stumped so.
You are a wonderful partner
That’s OK, I’m hoping one of the chaps with new found ‘life partners’ will have some fresh ideas.
Designer handbag mate. Will never let you down
Orla Kiely?
She’s my missus not some fucking girlfriend I’m banging every Friday night.
Dyson Hairdryer. 400 euro. A bargain
She has a Dyson Hoover. The Battery one. She loved that.
Give her some quality time.
That’d work
Mulberry is the golden egg. I’ve found
What are you buying her?
ABC have a new Christmas song
A Christmas we deserve.
Hopefully some of you fuckers don’t actually get that
Get her a packet of batteries then
Far more important to buy her something obviously expensive. That will go down a lot better than something cheap and thoughtful
Once they have spit out a few baby’s the expectation goes up massively on the present front
Only option then is to leave another load in her
There you go. Don’t mention it.
She gets a blow-dry every Friday.