A Christmassy Ted on Christmas Eve is a lovely tradition of mine.
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I’m bollixed tired and they won’t go to fucking sleep.
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I miss the 
excitement but most certainly don’t miss that part:rofl:
Lift the phone. Ask to speak to santa…wait impatiently while they fetch him. Gravely explain the situation to Santa.
Enjoy the silence.
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Baking the ham here lads. It’s smells unrale
Genius. Where were you 10 years ago
Same shit here.
Fuck me the little one 20 months old has just woke full of beans and we’ve laid nothing out from the attic and trying to stop her waking the older lad up
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Just finished a Sky Scraper of a Dream Doll House…. Fml
She’ll be delighted & properly play with it though.
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I kicked that can till tomorrow. I’ve actually no idea where the fuck we are going to fit the latest dolls house. Our playroom is like Citywest at this stage.
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The young fella got a Paw Patrol 4 storey carpark. Wasn’t as tricky assembling it but I know the little bollocks will make clean shite of it by 5pm tomorrow.
I’m surprised you hadn’t run the fuck out them today
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No doubt he will 
I’d a tame robin back then. The kids were fascinated…i explained that it was santas robin, that I’d found it with a broken wing, nursed it back to health and developed a firm friendship with santa. So basically i could lift the phone to him any time. I can still picture their wee faces.
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Rookie behaviour mate. Military precision is required in such situations
I am Santa
I see a girl in a wheelchair? Did smyths break her legs?
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I’m a miiiiidnight toker… Peace & love guys.
Just had the first hack off the ham there. Nom nom.
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By god that was hectic. All done thank god
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