In laws here tonight. Nothing on TV, flicked on that big fat quiz thing for about two minutes. As we landed on it Jonathan Ross tells a story about falling asleep and the dog sitting on his head and he woke up the dogs cock in his mouth. Talk about timing. 
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I’ve the following drank:
7 pints of coors
2 redbreast 12s
1 jagerbomb
1 brandy
3/4 bottle of baileys
2 house measures of powers
1 glass of chateau neuf de pape
And I may go into town
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Drive it on kid, u only live once
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Eight beamish in and back to the mother in law’s. Tis warm I suppose
Is Connemara annexing Keem?
Will she stand for the bull?
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Sweet Jaysus 
Is it wrong that all I can wonder is how the Powers were home measures but the Redbreast wasn’t?
That’s some going.
I’d say you have some bulb on you today.
We got the redbreast in the pub. From the brandy down was back at the house
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Fair play. It’s pissing rain here with no prospect of the kids leaving the house for the day and I find myself wondering if it’s too early for an Irish coffee 
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I agreed to go lifting weights with a fella
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Never too early
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Do it
How much would a measure of redbreast be in a pub?
The voice of experience - never too early indeed. It’s bright (dark) isn’t it…
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Is this a euphemism?
Stick on the darts and settle in for the day.
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Had a shot of sloe gin earlier and it straightened me out. Slept for 40 mins after it. Time to get the kids off Roblox now.
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