Are you all set for The Christmas

[gilgamboa]

Kids will enjoy whatever they get at that age I think.

Hope her mammy is feeling well for it

[anon98850436]

@iron_mike

You’re fucked chief. I have two girls. Up to the ages of about seven I reckoned I’d saved myself a couple of grand. It’s bitten me on the ass since.

Skin flint

[iron_mike]

@Fran

Get her a €60 voucher for Next or something and then a pair of socks as the kicker. Gives her the sense that you’re willing to go that extra mile for her and that you won’t constrain yourself to limits if you feel like you want to treat her. She’ll feel more secure in the relationship if you give her the impression that you feel like she deserves a little bit more than €50 cap. She’ll be like putty in your hands then

No, No, No. Totally agree that the amount of money needs to be at least around the ton mark. But are you fucking nuts buying a voucher for 60 quid.
The agreement was 50. You fire out a voucher for 60 and a few bits and pieces, you have her on the defensive straight away.
Be cute about it . Spend the tone on different stuff. She’ll know allright but if she asks just tell her you got carried away a bit. She won’t ask though, she’ll ride you stupid

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Give her a few digs into the jaw everyday in the lead up to Christmas. Don’t hit her Christmas Day and there you go. She’ll be delighted she’s not getting a thump. Great day all round.

[Fran]

@iron_mike

@Fran

Get her a €60 voucher for Next or something and then a pair of socks as the kicker. Gives her the sense that you’re willing to go that extra mile for her and that you won’t constrain yourself to limits if you feel like you want to treat her. She’ll feel more secure in the relationship if you give her the impression that you feel like she deserves a little bit more than €50 cap. She’ll be like putty in your hands then

No, No, No. Totally agree that the amount of money needs to be at least around the ton mark. But are you fucking nuts buying a voucher for 60 quid.
The agreement was 50. You fire out a voucher for 60 and a few bits and pieces, you have her on the defensive straight away.
Be cute about it . Spend the tone on different stuff. She’ll know allright but if she asks just tell her you got carried away a bit. She won’t ask though, she’ll ride you stupid

[anon61956325]

@Smark has ye all ate’n out of his hand.

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Not really. Him actually having a girlfriend is as believable as @Tassotti having a job. But we all play along for fun.

[Tassotti]

this is fucking brillant

@KinvarasPassion
@ironmoth

'Ah for f**k sake...' - Irish mammy gets a brilliant Christmas homecoming...

[Fagan_ODowd]

Ordered the turkey and the ham from Ray Colliers in Howth this morning. Celebrity game golf caddy Colin Byrne was in there doing the same.

[ironmoth]

I was fighting back the tears watching that. Christmas is a wonderful time of year.

[Fagan_ODowd]

Got the cranberry there in Marks and Spencers there earlier.

Jaysus the women in Arnotts are savage.

[anon61956325]

Another day of it in Cork City. Just coming out of it now as the wankers in Christmas jumpers were descending on it.

[Fagan_ODowd]

I have the tree up now.

[Brimmer_Bradley]

We’re starting the indoors decor this morning.
Not in the humour for it though. 2 x alarm calls from work in the last 24 hours.
The first @ 18:46 yesterday, the second @ 01:52 this morning. Just as well I didn’t bother with any drink yesterday.

[anon61956325]

It seems you fucked with the wrong spinsters, kid.

[Brimmer_Bradley]

You’ll get the 10th soon bollix face.

[Fitzy]

At least you won’t have to worry about a present for her next Christmas.

[thedancingbaby]

Can’t believe the big day is only 2 weeks away.

14 days. Can’t wait

[Juhniallio]

@thedancingbaby

Can’t believe the big day is only 2 weeks away.

14 days. Can’t wait

You know there’s no racing Christmas day?

[iron_mike]

There will be plenty of racing Christmas day. Just not the horsey type.