Are you all set for The Christmas

I have on hands/spare as they say, a bottle of Cerruti1881- 100ml. Retailing around the €100.
Ideal for your age group’s squeeze. I’ll need €60…

Good news a chara…I can put you in for around the €35 delivered in 3 days. Cerutti is the way forward.

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Don’t only spend 50 is my advice anyways kid. This is a trap

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You are one tight bastard

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Buy a weekend away for the two of ye…the Devon Inn or somewhere like that

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It was me that set the “trap”.

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Out of interest, how much did you spend on the socks?

Even worse

Haven’t bought them yet. I suppose a tenner. I must say I’m surprised with the reactions. We are using common sense and not throwing money about on superfluous items.

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Buy her a nice pair of knickers

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100 quid minimum, pal.

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There is no chance she will spend more than the 50 on you. But you need to be the big man here…especially if you want to keep riding her. Just spend the money

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I’ve digested the feedback, guys.

Get her a €60 voucher for Next or something and then a pair of socks as the kicker. Gives her the sense that you’re willing to go that extra mile for her and that you won’t constrain yourself to limits if you feel like you want to treat her. She’ll feel more secure in the relationship if you give her the impression that you feel like she deserves a little bit more than €50 cap. She’ll be like putty in your hands then

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Might be in the hills but you won’t find a better spot for grub, food is excellent there. They also know how to throw a wedding better than anywhere else

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Jesus Smark, i know you’re a smart fella so its worth having a good think about this… you need to treat this as a long term investment not some expense on your profit and losss account.

A great ploy here is to bring her for a nice weekend or night away that covers something you want to do aswell.

Bring her to wexford a night in feb and drag her to the hurling game the next day for example. Im sure she’d love to get acquainted with the wexford clique on match day too. Seeing you mixing with such stalwarts as @mac and @Bandage and well travelled business like @briantinnion would only raise your stock.

Good luck with your decision.

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You can go for a nice romantic stroll along the main road then after the grub !!!

Grand spot for a wedding been there many times. Roaster heaven.

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I love the oirish mammy reaction videos that start coming up on my Facebook feed when the roaster son or daughter arrive home from Australia

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@Smark if you genuinely like here then take her to Monart for a night or two.

For women it’s as much about telling their friends what their partner got them as it is about the actual gift.

Also, you’ve been going out less than a year so there’s a very slight chance your sex life hasn’t died yet so you might get an aul smash in for your investment too.

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It doesn’t art.
Mine got boot skates last year amongst other things, but once she opened them, she said she didn’t want anything else.
She’s not asked for anything at all this year.
My lad asked for a running watch.
They get loads of stuff all year, and want for nothing,but they still don’t actually ask for much. I think most kids don’t tbh.
Saves spending half of Christmas trying to get an Xbox to work anyhow.

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Exactly right. Oh we agreed on a 50 quid limit isn’t gonna cut it when her pal is showing off her new handbag or something

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