I’ll drive on to fuck
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It’s a great time of year for us true believers in Our Lord Jesus Christ
What’s he got to do with it?
“From what ive saw”
FFfs sake
Have a read of this.
I never saw a saw that could saw like the saw I saw, saw in Warsaw saw.
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If you are unable to identify the several other grammatical and spelling errors in that post then let me know and I’ll feed two birds with one scone.
The one I quoted triggered me. I’ve settled down now.
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Not sending cards this year.
You’ll be treated like a God mate. Boggers cream themselves at the sight of a bit of foreign currency.
Putting up the tree this Friday - getting a bit giddy now.
A virgin? Yeah right - I remember her in school.
I’ll be getting a rolled and boned turkey lads, (ordered it there today 17Dec2018) fuckit you’d want your head examined buying that big useless bastard whole and having it take up the oven for 5 hours and then picking the carcass like a fucking wild dog for the rest of the week.
Get a 7,8 or 9 pound rolled and boned and it takes 2 to 2.5 hours. No waste and no fucking around and less chance of half if it drying up.
I’ll definitely get the few legs thrown in this year(& the giblets for the gravy)
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How much did that set you back
I advised the very same you against this idea years ago. It’s neither one thing nor the other.
You’ve it ordered now so basically you’re fucked. But I railed against this before…
I havent paid for it iv only ordered it.
I know what I’m doing.
You know fuck all about anything you gimpy cunt.
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It’s just a turkey for my Christmas dinner, why are you losing the head you fucking halfwit?
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This time next week it’ll all be over lads…
No harm