A tattoo??? WTF?
Jesus. Third world shit here. Lads living in caves in ballygobackwards with only packaged meat and tins of beans for sustenance. @glasagusban can you buy some steaks and fuck them out of the window in Tipperary as you’re driving home to Limerick for the Christmas.
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As his mother drives him home for Christmas
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Exactly… Turkey and no ham… Bizarre stuff.
It’s all the rage, an acquaintance of yours and mine, (ex teacher of yours) has the same in his stocking,
Ah jaysus… I fucking detest tattoos. The most common thing you could get. Pure peasant carry on.
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Agreed. How many have you yourself?
Zero. Zilch. Nada. None. 0.
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What the fuck is a man to do with himself today?
Iv to bring the small lads off to buy their mother a Christmas gift. After that home again. Iv the yard and driveway power washed yesterday. I could cook the ham I suppose. And collect the turkey.
The longest lead into Christmas I can remember.
Everything looks bigger when you’re his size
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It’s alright for lads who like to get shitfaced in sweaty pubs.
Im currently scouting the garden for any trees that need felling but there’s nothing standing out.
I can see now how every Tom dick and Harry gets a dose of the auld sadness at this most special time.
Cunt of a time.
Ah shtop…Arrived in Spain still celebrating and straight to the tattoo parlour. No regrets though
It’s 8.7kg, an awful lump of a yolk.
I’m going to attack it with a hacksaw shortly
That’s a serious bit of a ham.
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I couldn’t face a ham from a commercial producer these days. The poor cunts have a terrible existence. We’re lucky with the inlaws rearing a few pigs but you could source a decent bit of ham from some local producers but you’d need your order placed in plenty of time.
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