Well said tracksuit.
Eventually you realise that they’re all evil, manipulative and duplicitous in their own unique way. Mothers excluded of course
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Jayses, in the Newpark in Kilkenny for a bit of grub. (Mother in laws birthday ) Hotel closing at 3. Some lunatic after booking it out for a couple of days. Think he might have won the lotto. Poor countries though is after booking a cruise on the titanic if he’s staying here
The crescent is gas, the panic on some of the mens faces. Men buying defeated rugby balls and any auld shit up by the counters, real amateur hour. Half of Ireland will be swapping different brands of perfumes tomorrow. We must be the best smelling nation around.
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She requested that there be no exchange of presents this year, she asked me to confirm I had kept to the agreement as she had nothing for me. We got married on a beach half way across the world as she didn’t want the hassle of a big wedding. She doesn’t yearn for the materialistic things in life. A nice dinner with the family is all she wants.
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Oh jesus.
I’m back in work. I’ve had enough
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Happy Christmas by the way to all of you. I hope you all have a fantastic time, especially those with little children. Christmas is only really Christmas when you have those around you who believe in Santa.
I’m looking forward to Fitzy jnrs face when he sees the Lycas Torreira phone case we got him
That’s all he wants from Santa, at 15 years old. Next year we’ll be doing driving lessons ffs.
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The carnage in the Crescent today must be next level. Real last chance saloon stuff.
A lot like my missus I’d say,of course there’s a rake of lads here who know better
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We left early ( I was quite dusty) this morning to do the food shopping and myself and Mrs Fitzy had a fabulous breakfast afterwards ina local eatery.
We got home to a dog patrolling the veranda with bubble wrap hanging off him. Another present delivered, another load of packaging decimated by a big black Labrador.
Thankfully the contents were intact. A framed photo of our darling 3 year old niece, my younger brothers girl. Best present we’ve had this Christmas.
It’s been a brilliant year for me and my Mrs, the best bit was finally meeting that gorgeous little girl, the absolute spitting image of my mother.
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She’s probably getting something decent from the lad down the road that’s porking her. No need to get her anything.
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I had one gift to get for princess - In and out of town in 43 mins using park and ride - About to log off work in 10 mins - yurt.
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She sounds like a right weirdo.
If that’s what the wedding was like the funeral will be worse, she be like don’t bother with anything, Bury me in the back lawn I don’t want the fuss of it.
A real Livia Soprano type
Just back after getting the sprocket sheets, didn’t bring the kids as they were eating their lunch when I slipped out… I think she thinks I was off getting Christmas personal!
Kids getting bathed, I’m mopping the floors after a spillage, heading out for a bit of grub around 5pm, back home, leave a can of Guinness out for Santa and carrots for Rudolph, then put them to bed.
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Work😀
https://www.warwickshire.police.uk/media/9445/Burglary/large/Screen_Shot_2016-09-10_at_14.41.13.png
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That’s it now
All Christmas eve duties complete. Back at based. Fire blazing. A nice big glass of whiskey and a film on the cards.
Think we could be logging into the murders in Ireland thread this time tomorrow
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