With another war on the horizon a lot of you guys will be caught up in the glory and action of it all through your laptop or tv screen. War isn’t glorious or fun, however. Having spent a year in the FCA when i was younger I know all about the true horror of war and tho it is impossible to truely convey those horrors, I’m here to take your questions.
Where you sexually assaulted on weekend manouvres in the camp in lahinch? I heard it was a right of passage.
No. And I never went to Lahinch… Being the hardest of the hard we were sent to hell on earth to truely test our mettle, Tipperary.
Was a the fat end of a 12 inch spanner ever inserted into your anus?
This isn’t the exploring your sexuality thread
He certainly has a hard on for homoerotic adventures.
In fairness the thread’s initial post didn’t smack of a whole pile of seriousness either. 
You’d be the first to go in any war. I know your kind, you’d have the gun the wrong way around and would blow your own head off.
Yes, i would be in the Suicide squad alright.
Renton, have you ever written any poetry to convey the true horror of war? What are your tips on handling PTSD?
No poetry, pal, as I believe in the use of violence and physical force. Not everyone is cut out for it and their fragile mind suffers trauma. My own grandfather was driven to drink after ww2… Tragic stuff but only real warriors can see the beauty in combat and a clean kill. I don’t need words to express it as the beauty is in the act itself…
Sukhoi
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Yes indeed, I can see you clapping loudly as some crazy russian drives the edge of a sharpened shovel into your head.
You’re a sniper then?
I always thought you could be on disability mark…how’s the hearing!
I’m a trained killer.
I thought you said it was the FCA you were in?
I’m not obliged to say anymore on this matter.