I'm all over the shop
USA beating Jamaica by a millimeter and GB coming fourth would be perfect
Jamaica to false start and be disqualified.
France are gonna fuck everyone up here.
Turk wearing glasses.
Super stuff @Juhniallio
Test those 4 cunts immediately.
Gold Great Britain!
Suddenly the BBC don't give a shit about Bolt
Well doesn't that just beat Banagher.
Have we just seen the BBC Team of the Year, @GeoffreyBoycott?
Seemed a very tactical pulling up by Bolt there. Was never gonna win.
Asterisk beside that medal.
The Beeb don't know what to do
And Northern Ireland.
Very poor form from the the GB and NI team to celebrate as the greatest lay in agony on the track. Back in the day, they'd have walked back and charioted him over the line.