Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

manusboyle · April 15, 2008, 5:41pm

I’'d have a do on Mirren purely for the dirty reputation she has,but theres always an outside chance that at her age she might have a prolapse when you disembark.

Delminuso · April 15, 2008, 6:49pm

Kim Cattrell for sure… i don’t think you’d be able to walk away when she’s done with ya!

The_Dunph · April 15, 2008, 9:24pm

Excellent.

[quote=“Mac”]Kim Cattrall - Samantha from Sex and the City. Cant believe how old she is -

Born on 21st August 1956 according to Google[/quote]

Fran · April 15, 2008, 10:41pm

I find it a bit ironic that they only become shaggable if they’re over 45

Bandage · April 15, 2008, 10:42pm

They’re all shaggable - I was just strictly following Puke’s stipulation!

Bandage · April 15, 2008, 10:44pm

Heather makes the cut.

Born in 1961.

Fran · April 15, 2008, 10:47pm

[quote=“Bandage”]Heather makes the cut.

Born in 1961.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/heatherlocklear/heather_locklear1_300_400.jpg[/quote]

Straight in at number 1

ClarkeyCat · April 16, 2008, 3:35pm

I’ve a hardon for Linda Martin. I realise it’s sick.

Flano · April 16, 2008, 3:45pm

You didnt need to share that with us Clarkey. Ugh!

ClarkeyCat · April 16, 2008, 3:48pm

Grand pair of legs on her Flano. Although they’d look better wrapped around my waist.

The_Puke · April 23, 2008, 8:16am

liz o donnell?
Pat kenny’s wife…

Flano · April 23, 2008, 8:18am

I was only saying to Ben last night that I wouldnt mind a go of Hazel Irving, the bird that does the snooker on BBC. She must be in the age bracket we’re talking about.

The_Puke · April 23, 2008, 8:23am

your only asking for trouble with that one…certain members of this forums will be be giving you grief as she is more than likely a hun(colloquail language)

Juhniallio · April 23, 2008, 9:12am

Anneka Rice must be around that age. I’d defo bang her.

Bandage · April 23, 2008, 9:48am

There’s some 50-year-old Colombian model that I stumbled upon on the web a while back. I can’t remember her name but she’s ridiculously hot - I’ll do some research on her later this evening and post a picture.

Captainshan · April 23, 2008, 9:53am

Elle Macpherson is 45 I believe so she is eligible.

manusboyle · April 23, 2008, 12:17pm

What about Jerry Hall?

The only that would put me off is after years of having Micks massive lips sucking her button she might be find me lacking in the oral stakes.

Bandage · April 23, 2008, 5:23pm

Here’s this auld Colombian bitch.

She would definitely get it.

Born in 1956.

Amparo Grisales:

http://e1.news1.yimg.com/e1.yimg.com/ne/070613/telemundo/i11817517201alejandra1.jpg

Mairegangaire · June 16, 2008, 4:01pm

Bump

I see Kim and I share more than the same birthday.

balloobasluvsbeer · June 16, 2008, 4:11pm

What about Sue Barker off the quiz They Think Its All Over? I reckon she’d be a demon in the sack for some reason, I’d say she’d ate the balls clean off ya

Also Jodie Foster(Rumour has it she’s a muff diver though, and fair play 2her), She’s some bird though