Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

[Locke]

Under 45 yrs old, lovely, a lady, over 18… Up to yourself

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

There’s also a rough birds thread. No age cut off

[The_Most_Infamous]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

There’s also a rough birds thread. No age cut off

Sounds horrific, you might want to rephrase that.

[artfoley]

Lads, Winnie Cooper is 46!

[TheBird]

@artfoley

Lads, Winnie Cooper is 46!

The boots! my wife would be so proud of me for noticing how ill-shod this wan is… but then I’d have to explain this cesspit to her.
… better to say nothing.

[myboyblue]

[TheBird]

She’s a minx

[Appendage]

By God.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

Martha Stewart. 79

[Tank]

[TheUlteriorMotive]

See. I’d not be in favour of euthanasia at all.

[myboyblue]

Fair play to her, do not go quietly into that dark night.

[iron_mike]

@TheUlteriorMotive

Martha Stewart. 79

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

@myboyblue

Fair play to hear

Another few years and she’ll be struggling to hear

[myboyblue]

Tajira P Henson, 50

[farmerinthecity]

Connie Nielsen, 55

[KinvarasPassion]

I’d have to insist on gloves.

[binkybarnes]

@KinvarasPassion

I’d have to insist on gloves.

She’s hands like Brendan Lynskey

[Fran]

@KinvarasPassion

I’d have to insist on gloves.

[TheBlackSpot]

She’s only got 3 fingers?