All she’s missing is a fag hanging out of the side of her mouth 
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What on earth is that thing on her plate? It looks like raw meat genuinely. No wonder she couldn’t eat it 
Looks like Turkey (the country that is), so could be anything at all on the plate.
Why do you think it’s turkey?
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The cushions are definitely Turkish
A lot of surgical tourism there alright.
Yea, the outdoor cushioned seating, but the plate looks a bit Greek to be fair.
I’d say she’s on a boat?
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The sailor buttons were the giveaway…
And the stink of fish leaking through the picture 
Not an auld bird
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Maia should make the most of whatever gratuitous she has left in her at this stage
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God bless you
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As for Johnny Vegas…
Dolph Lundgren has changed a fair bit.
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Was he in the Odd Couple
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