Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

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Sharon Stone 50 years old

http://news.makemeheal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sharon-stone-plastic-surgery.jpg

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http://www.virginmedia.com/images/callard-g.jpg

Beverly Callard 57

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Joan Collins 81

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lovely arse on collins there, I’d smash it

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Ahh FFS lad absolutely no need for the last 2 wrecks posted on here.

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This thread is fucked.

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Time to send it the way of the Lovely Ladies Thread.

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[QUOTE=“cthon, post: 948245, member: 2588”]Sharon Stone 5 years old

http://news.makemeheal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sharon-stone-plastic-surgery.jpg[/QUOTE]
Surely thats meant to read 50 years old… Otherwise… the cops, they are a-coming…

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http://www.woman.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/raquel-welch3.jpg

73 years old

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[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 955626, member: 2272”]http://www.woman.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/raquel-welch3.jpg

73 years old[/QUOTE]

Fonda, 76

Held together with sticky tape you’d imagine, but credit all the same.

Bullock 49

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Bullock absolutely-cop yourselves on with the other 2 ffs.

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Whoever started this thread presumably meant middle aged when they said “auld” & not fit for the fucking factory.

Some posters are going way down in my estimations with some of the recent posts on this once fine thread. Cop the fuck on ye cunts!

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[QUOTE=“carryharry, post: 955826, member: 1517”]Whoever started this thread presumably meant middle aged when they said “auld” & not fit for the fucking factory.

Some posters are going way down in my estimations with some of the recent posts on this once fine thread. Cop the fuck on ye cunts![/QUOTE]
You’re getting a bit carried away pal, as you’ll see there’s a history of putting up well auld birds who are doing their utmost to hold it together. I wouldnt go near Loren or Fonda, but respect where its due for ferociously fighting the dying of the light in a good way, unlike…

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Brinkley, 60


http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Christie+Brinkley+Sports+Illustrated+Swimsuit+E7mObcZUb-nl.jpg
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Christie+Brinkley+2012+World+Smile+Day+krOEdZ6mjt3l.jpg

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So they are not auld birds you would shag?

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This thread has descended in to the coffin dodgers you would shag thread.

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Better, much better.

But she has been done already, come on MBB throw on your cloak of an internet stalker & get this mother rolling again. You have the stuff to do it.

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I didn’t post Loren pal. I even disagreed with the post and posted Fonda as a better one if you wanted a 70 year old. Personally I’d stop at the 60 years with the delightful Uptown Girl Christie, I’d have to be dug out of her.

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I’ll take a picture of yer wan who’s set to become Queen of Spain please, chaps.

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[QUOTE=“myboyblue, post: 955833, member: 180”]Brinkley, 60


http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Christie+Brinkley+Sports+Illustrated+Swimsuit+E7mObcZUb-nl.jpg
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Christie+Brinkley+2012+World+Smile+Day+krOEdZ6mjt3l.jpg[/QUOTE]

She looks unbelievable and all and this is going to sound pretty sick, but a 60 year old bird should look somewhat her age, and not be a lump of plastic.

This lady is the ultimate (very) auld bird you would shag in my view.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VWUUu2DvhUE/Tg_-MzptqyI/AAAAAAAAIy8/Bc6qM6sgAwQ/s1600/Helen+Mirren.jpg