Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

:confused:

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 955908, member: 24”]She looks unbelievable and all and this is going to sound pretty sick, but a 60 year old bird should look somewhat her age, and not be a lump of plastic.

This lady is the ultimate (very) auld bird you would shag in my view.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VWUUu2DvhUE/Tg_-MzptqyI/AAAAAAAAIy8/Bc6qM6sgAwQ/s1600/Helen+Mirren.jpg[/QUOTE]
You wouldn’t Serena Williams but you would this? You sick freak.

Some sick fuckers on here.

Helen Mirren is a glorious lady.

Serena Williams is a horrific beast.

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 955984, member: 24”]Helen Mirren is a glorious lady.

Serena Williams is a horrific beast.[/QUOTE]
You should be locked up you sick bastard.

Farmer…Fuck man :eek:

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 955984, member: 24”]Helen Mirren is a glorious lady.
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Wring tense there farmer

You’re both wrong.

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/31/Monica_Bellucci,_Women’s_World_Awards_2009_b.jpg
Monica Belucci - 49

:smiley:
any wonder kevin decided to ride the daughters in the finish

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 955984, member: 24”]Helen Mirren is a glorious lady.
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that’s just wrong… on so many levels…

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 955984, member: 24”]Helen Mirren is a glorious lady.
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that’s just wrong… on so many levels…

Alison King, aged 41.

[QUOTE=“croppy_boy, post: 956151, member: 306”]Alison King, aged 41.

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4070/4389711524_e4bd6d9253_z.jpg[/QUOTE]

Well done croppy. That’s the spirit.

Much better than the wrinkly ones that other sick fucks have been putting up.

Even Bullock looks like she has aids in that picture.

My wife is hot. Don’t know wtf she is doing with me.

You live in a posh neighbourhood with a flash car. Shes obviously http://fanart.tv/fanart/music/6386ddff-0d13-4685-9f0a-a82bf022fb1c/albumcover/in-it-for-the-money-4fd01570f05ff.JPG

She has a decent job herself. I often ask her what she sees in me. She just laughs, none too reassuringly I might add. I don’t have a flash car yet. She doesn’t really like flash cars although on about our third date she turned to me in the rain and said, " You know, with my ex, I used to go in his Ferrari to wine bars, now I’m waiting for a bus to the Albert. "

41 is not old Ye cunts.