Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

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I can’t be throwing up photos of my wife on here.

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@flattythehurdler, aren’t you the one with the hot au pair also?

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Not sure whether she is hot or not. My friends think she is. I find her strangely asexual.

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nobody will know

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you made the fatal mistake of looking down in the maternity suite, didnt you

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+1 @artfoley had no issue posting a photo of himself with an Asian hooker many moons ago

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:eek:

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[QUOTE=“flattythehurdler, post: 956481, member: 1170”]I find her strangely asexual.[/QUOTE] That asexual comment reminds me of someone.
Does this Au Pair wear the same shirt for days on end by any chance?

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That’s because the man is a team player. :clap:

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come on @flattythehurdler , up with it

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You’d like that wouldn’t you. Flick on Babestation, turn down the volume, kitchen towel at the ready and … whack away Kid.

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tell us more re the kitchen towel harry?

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https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQR3aYHogUA4pS8augplO6s9T3AbgTtvC7gPcSyv3nylRtOEiaWiQ

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[QUOTE=“carryharry, post: 956525, member: 1517”]That asexual comment reminds me of someone.
Does this Au Pair where the same shirt for days on end by any chance?[/QUOTE]

Where?

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It’s no wonder Mark Renton didn’t turn up for breakfast :slight_smile:

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http://lovelyjlh.tumblr.com/image/88377707451

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Cox is 50.

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Would you be able to keep it into her Tossy?