Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

[Distended_Red_Anus]

@flattythehurdler

She has a decent job herself. I often ask her what she sees in me. She just laughs, none too reassuringly I might add. I don’t have a flash car yet. She doesn’t really like flash cars although on about our third date she turned to me in the rain and said, " You know, with my ex, I used to go in his Ferrari to wine bars, now I’m waiting for a bus to the Albert. "

TIL… Flatty can lick his eyebrows.

[flattythehurdler]

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[balbec]

@flattythehurdler

She has a decent job herself. I often ask her what she sees in me. She just laughs, none too reassuringly I might add. I don’t have a flash car yet. She doesn’t really like flash cars although on about our third date she turned to me in the rain and said, " You know, with my ex, I used to go in his Ferrari to wine bars, now I’m waiting for a bus to the Albert. "

Thinly veiled"I’m hung like a donkey" post there from Flatty.

[flattythehurdler]

No, not that :-(. We watched the wedding video the last day for the first time. It was this beautiful woman and a jug eared broken nosed redneck. It was like Snow White and rumplestiltskin. Thank fuck there is no accounting for taste.

[myboyblue]

@Distended Red Anus

TIL… Flatty can lick his eyebrows.

Chandler “You understood that?”
Joey “My uncle Sal has a really big tongue”
Chandler “Is he the one with the beautiful wife?”
Joey nods

[artfoley]

@balbec

41 is not old Ye cunts.

Old fucker

[flattythehurdler]

@artfoley

Old fucker

You’re finally getting to grips with this thread Art.

[artfoley]

@flattythehurdler

You’re finally getting to grips with this thread Art.

Exactly flatty, now post up some hot hot flushers and less of the self doubt bollox !

[Fagan_ODowd]

@flattythehurdler

My wife is hot. Don’t know wtf she is doing with me.

Tell us the story yet again about Ryan Giggs inviting her over to her table and she refusing.

The thinly veiled my wife is hot but classy story.

[flattythehurdler]

That was a Ryan giggs is sleazy story. He’d get up on anything. Hardly discriminatory.

[farmerinthecity]

[QUOTE=“Fagan ODowd, post: 956301, member: 706”]Tell us the story yet again about Ryan Giggs inviting her over to her table and she refusing.

The thinly veiled my wife is hot but classy story.[/QUOTE]

@KIB man was fond of telling similar stories about himself.

Christ but he was some ghoulbag.

[farmerinthecity]

Fergus McFadden once chatted up my lady. Before we were going out obviously.

They exchanged numbers. Out of politeness on her side. He’s a complete knob by all accounts.

He sent her an innocent message and signed it off ‘Fergelicious’.

True story.

[farmerinthecity]

I am aware of the irony of my last post given the preceding one.

[farmerinthecity]

Thom Evans

Wasn’t he banging Kelly Brook for a while?

Well he kissed @ClarkeyCat 's girlfriend (yes really) before.

What is it about those gays?

[balbec]

@artfoley

Old fucker

Ageist bastard.

[briantinnion]

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 956312, member: 24”]Thom Evans

Wasn’t he banging Kelly Brook for a while?

Well he kissed @ClarkeyCat 's girlfriend (yes really) before.

What is it about those gays?[/QUOTE]

I’ve just realized that’s not the guy from Radiohead. I spent a good ten minutes there thinking it was.

[artfoley]

@balbec

Ageist bastard.

Ah @balbec nothing wrong with being the only living limerick poster who can remember them winning an AI

[artfoley]

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 956312, member: 24”]Thom Evans

Wasn’t he banging Kelly Brook for a while?

Well he kissed @ClarkeyCat 's girlfriend (yes really) before.

What is it about those gays?[/QUOTE]
Having googled fergus mcfadden and thom evans, it appears that you are the single constant in these sordid smugby head stories. No wonder youre losing people to BT if youre hanging around with smugby groupies. Have you started re-appreciating the music of brian kennedy or something?

[balbec]

@artfoley

Ah @balbec nothing wrong with being the only living limerick poster who can remember them winning an AI

Sad but true.

[Kid_Chocolate]

@flattythehurdler

My wife is hot. Don’t know wtf she is doing with me.

You know the rules