Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

thedancingbaby · September 11, 2015, 10:40am

It was actually 8 months ago.

ironmoth · September 11, 2015, 10:49am

Jane Kaczmarek - Malcolm’s auld wan from Malcolm in the Middle. Hits the big 6-0 this year.

Rintintin · October 9, 2015, 7:35pm

Gillian Taylforth . 60. She’s like the luas.

Horsebox · October 9, 2015, 7:53pm

I find her very, very attractive.

KinvarasPassion · October 9, 2015, 7:59pm

How so mate?

KinvarasPassion · October 9, 2015, 8:01pm

Claire turned the big 40 recently

artfoley · October 9, 2015, 8:02pm

More like the port tunnel( but with more lanes)

Massey · October 9, 2015, 8:55pm

Claire is also a lovely lady and a milf

iron_mike · October 9, 2015, 8:59pm

What are ye on about aul wans ye cunts. Claire is dtill only a lass

KinvarasPassion · October 9, 2015, 9:02pm

i thought 40 was the threshold here @iron_mike

Can anyone clear up this?

Tassotti · October 9, 2015, 9:02pm

fucking hell, you’d need a jcb to get me off her

iron_mike · October 9, 2015, 9:03pm

Im 45. Up it to 55 ye cunts

ironmoth · October 9, 2015, 9:04pm

Fuck that. Helena Christensen - 46

iron_mike · October 9, 2015, 9:05pm

Youd need a fuckin industrial hoover. Id say shed swallow ya without salt

Massey · October 9, 2015, 9:05pm

It’s 40

iron_mike · October 9, 2015, 9:07pm

46 is fine but next year up it to 47

Tassotti · October 9, 2015, 9:08pm

Anne Doyle, news reader temptress, many the night I ripped myself assunder as a 12 year old

Tassotti · October 9, 2015, 9:09pm

what about Catherine Nevin boys, she’d hand it back to you soft

iron_mike · October 9, 2015, 9:10pm

Yep see where youre going there. Only thing is if you went up her, theyd find that Malaysian plane quicker then theyd find you

Massey · October 9, 2015, 9:11pm

She’d hand it back to you in a plastic bag