Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

KinvarasPassion · October 9, 2015, 9:11pm

shes fantastic.

iron_mike · October 9, 2015, 9:12pm

Ah fuck. Id say her cock is bigger then yours

Tassotti · October 9, 2015, 9:13pm

she’ll my ideal Irish beauty, she’s the perfect Irishwoman, the embodiment of Celtic lust

iron_mike · October 9, 2015, 9:14pm

I see rabbits in the saucepan

Rintintin · October 9, 2015, 9:20pm

She’s like the luas in that she is on rail mate.

artfoley · October 9, 2015, 9:32pm

Fucking pig covered in cow

Tassotti · October 9, 2015, 9:35pm

some melons on Brunker, I’d love if she jiggled them in my face

artfoley · October 9, 2015, 9:37pm

I’d say they’re round her knees

Massey · October 9, 2015, 9:52pm

She was a fine bit of gear when she was younger

artfoley · October 9, 2015, 9:53pm

Now she’s just offal dressed as mutton

iron_mike · October 9, 2015, 10:06pm

In fairness shes got one thing between her jugs that no young one has… her bellybutton

iron_mike · October 9, 2015, 10:09pm

Mary Kennedy and Linda Martin. Anytime

Massey · October 9, 2015, 10:11pm

Mary Kennedy would definitely get it

iron_mike · October 9, 2015, 10:14pm

Would love to know what Marian Richardson looks like these times. Reckon her box was as red as bosco back in the day

anon61956325 · October 9, 2015, 10:18pm

You’re a dirty auld hoor all the same.

iron_mike · October 9, 2015, 10:20pm

As the saying goes. I was in Bagdad when you were still in your Dads bag

croppy_boy · October 10, 2015, 1:54am

45

feck_it · October 10, 2015, 4:13am

Fuck

KinvarasPassion · October 14, 2015, 6:57pm

Margaret E Ward

KinvarasPassion · October 14, 2015, 9:20pm

Samantha Giles aka Bernice from Emmerdale.