Was only looking out for you here. You have a good night. Fuck the begrudgers.
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I havenāt been in a long time, canāt remember.
None of what you see on the counter is mine
Correct
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Fair play. Iāll sup away and fart away. I already had a shit in the lounge when I came in , ahead of the cunts who piss all over the toilet seats
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I thought Iād get a few bits of gossip seeing as itās on the north kerry route
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They must be delighted when they hear @cowpat is back from Spain. The pub probably has to order in a few Air Wicks in anticipation.
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The jacks were ok in the lounge. I only had one piss in the bar. Kept it to the lounge so I could ogle and nose at some totty eating in the lounge. (Maybe she went on and made a shit in the jacks in the ferrybridge or beyond)
If I were to mark the jacks out of 10, Iād say 9, only for the cold coming in the door while I was sat on the bowl. Luckily enough, I always check for bog roll and all was ok .
You donāt get the same atmosphere in Spain so glad to have a few pints in the local.
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Iāll die on the battlefield for us lads comfortable enough to go for a shite in our publican houses. Stay strong brother!
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Thereās a strategy to it. You just neee to know the drill
Not much of a local when youāve to put but beer mats on your pint while out for a cancer stick.
What a post. 
A deviant if ever I saw one 
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Very similar to TD Brendan Griffin from Kerry come to think of it.
Iād love to go on a complete bender!
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Do it mate.
Fucking work on the morning. Another week of talking bollocks on Teams.
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