What horses are you backing today?
I’d be backing the bride in the 4 a.m.
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Groom asks hotel manager for a suite.
HM queries would he like the bridal (bridle)
Groom responds that he’ll hould her by the ears till she gets the hang of it.
I’m out the door…….
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2 stiff bloody Marys and a hang sangwich and you’ll be right back in the mix bro
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A good bloody mary is a wonderful wonderful experience. Plenty of black pepper and tabasce and a squeeze of lime. Fucking love it. I even like the celery.
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Spent last night dreaming I was on the tear in a local hostelry. Haven’t drank in 3 years. Is it a sign?
Twas a bit like dreaming about an ex girlfriend thou
Can you remember what you did to annoy them?
i knew that didnt look right.
I guess i didn’t pay the tab
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Had 5 (five) Lucozades last night on designated driver duty and feel absolutely terrible this morning after it.
Would have been better off having 5 pints. Barely slept a wink too.
WTF? How did you even sleep after that? Your stomach will be in bits too.
Edit: you said you barely slept a wink. No surprise
Wtf? Are you mental? 1 fizzy drink tops. Couple of pints of non alcoholic, maybe a few miwadis.
Fizzy water with a dash of lime is the only way to go on a dry night
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I had my first ever Heineken Zero about two months ago and I was pleasantly surprised by it.
You won’t go more than 3 thou
Soda water and lime a nice one
Had a few cans of Guinness Zero a month or two ago and they were surprisingly drinkable. As with all zeros though, the old staple of three being the absolute max holds true.
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Miwadi is probably the best but I’d hate to come across as a tight cunt either.
Haven’t drank alcohol at all in something like 2 months except for one night when i missed my train home from Dublin at 7pm and had 2 hours to kill for the 9pm one so i called into my great friend Hugh Hourican in The Boars Head for 2 pints and a chat.
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Guinness zero is an excellent product, far ahead of any other zero in its accuracy of flavour, appearance etc. The home cans are good and the pub product excellent but 3 tops. Shows you the effect of alcohol. I’d be only wetting me lips with 3 pints one time
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I feel my days of drinking slabs and slabs of cider are numbered.
I get a savage dose of gastritis every few months. I’d be crippled with the pain.
I’m booked in for a scope on Thursday. I should probably drink a slab a cider today as one last hoorah.
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I get a savage dose of gastritis just looking at some of the photos you put up here. 