Australian Rules 2015

Sport
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He’s 20? He’s still a fuckin child.

102

Rubbish. He watched Dumb and Dumber on repeat as a child and loved the Samsonite / Swanson confusion and became fascinated with “suitcaseys” as he called them.

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Round 4

Richmond v Melbourne - Richmond by 35
St Kilda v Carlton - Carlton by 29
Essendon v Collingwood - Collingwood by 4
GWS Giants v Gold Coast - Gold Coast by 18
Port Adelaide v Hawthorn - Port Adelaide by 2
Fremantle v Sydney - Fremantle by 16
Brisbane v West Coast - Brisbane by 15
Geelong v North Melbourne - Geelong by 20
Western Bulldogs v Adelaide - Bulldogs by 10

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Richmond v Melbourne - Richmond by 35
St Kilda v Carlton - Carlton by 29
Essendon v Collingwood - Collingwood by 4
GWS Giants v Gold Coast - Gold Coast by 18
Port Adelaide v Hawthorn - Port Adelaide by 2
Fremantle v Sydney - Fremantle by 16
Brisbane v West Coast - Brisbane by 15
Geelong v North Melbourne - Geelong by 20
Western Bulldogs v Adelaide - Bulldogs by 10

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Richmond v Melbourne - Richmond by 27
St Kilda v Carlton - Carlton by 18
Essendon v Collingwood - Essendon by 4
GWS Giants v Gold Coast - GWS by 22
Port Adelaide v Hawthorn - Hawthorn by 21
Fremantle v Sydney - Swans by 6
Brisbane v West Coast - Brisbane by 18
Geelong v North Melbourne - North Melbourne by 12
Western Bulldogs v Adelaide - Adelaide by 20

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Richmond v Melbourne - Richmond by 14
St Kilda v Carlton - Carlton by 8
Essendon v Collingwood - Essendon by 14
GWS Giants v Gold Coast - GWS by 26
Port Adelaide v Hawthorn - Hawthorn by 15
Fremantle v Sydney - Freo by 6
Brisbane v West Coast - West Cost by 10
Geelong v North Melbourne - Geelong by 14
Western Bulldogs v Adelaide - Adelaide by 10

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Richmond v Melbourne - Richmond by 10
St Kilda v Carlton - Carlton by 8
Essendon v Collingwood - Essendon by 20
GWS Giants v Gold Coast - GWS by 30
Port Adelaide v Hawthorn - Port by 6
Fremantle v Sydney - Sydney by 6
Brisbane v West Coast - West Cost by 14
Geelong v North Melbourne - N Melb by 10
Western Bulldogs v Adelaide - Adelaide by 26

Degenerate Double of the weekend: Dusty Martin (tigers) into Dane Swan (collingwood) - Most disposals 17/1

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Richmond v Melbourne - Richmond by 25
St Kilda v Carlton - Carlton by 19
Essendon v Collingwood - Essendon by 14
GWS Giants v Gold Coast - GWS by 7
Port Adelaide v Hawthorn - Hawthorn by 16
Fremantle v Sydney - Sydney by 14
Brisbane v West Coast - Brisbane by 8
Geelong v North Melbourne - N Melb by 12
Western Bulldogs v Adelaide - Adelaide by 36

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@ChocolateMice can you get your tips in the next 15 minutes please

110

Bollox… I’m up the walls here … I haven’t a notion of scores but i’ll take the hit

Richmond v Melbourne - Richmond by 30
St Kilda v Carlton- Carlton by 10
Essesndon v Collingwood- Pies by 6
Gws Giants v G Coast - GWS by 10
P Adelaide v Hawthorn - Hawthorn by 14
Fremantle v Sydney - Freo by 8
Brisbane v Gold Coast - Brisy by 8
Geelong v N Melborne - N Melbourne by 12
W Bulldogs v Adelaide - Adelaide by 24.

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Poor enough game earlier with Collingwood and Essendon, but weather wasn’t great. Port Adelaide are off to some start here. 42 points up after only ten minutes.

112

Score in pies game, pal?

113

69-49

114

That’s a decent win against a decent essendon team

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Round 4 results
Richmond[/URL] 6.15 (51)def. by[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melbourne_Football_Club’]Melbourne[/URL] 12.11 (83)[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melbourne_Cricket_Ground’]MCG[/URL] (crowd: 58,175)[URL=‘http://www.afl.com.au/match-centre/2015/4/rich-v-melb’]Report
Saturday, 25 April (1:10 pm)St Kilda[/URL] 12.9 (81)def. by[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlton_Football_Club’]Carlton[/URL] 18.13 (121)[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wellington_Regional_Stadium’]Westpac Stadium[/URL] (crowd: 12,125)[URL=‘http://www.afl.com.au/match-centre/2015/4/stk-v-carl’]Report
Saturday, 25 April (2:40 pm)Essendon[/URL] 6.13 (49)def. by[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collingwood_Football_Club’]Collingwood[/URL] 9.15 (69)[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melbourne_Cricket_Ground’]MCG[/URL] (crowd: 88,395)[URL=‘http://www.afl.com.au/match-centre/2015/4/ess-v-coll’]Report
Saturday, 25 April (5:40 pm)Greater Western Sydney[/URL] 16.23 (119)def.[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Coast_Football_Club’]Gold Coast[/URL] 7.11 (53)[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manuka_Oval’]StarTrack Oval[/URL] (crowd: 6,917)[URL=‘http://www.afl.com.au/match-centre/2015/4/gws-v-gcfc’]Report
Saturday, 25 April (7:10 pm)Port Adelaide[/URL] 15.9 (99)def.[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawthorn_Football_Club’]Hawthorn[/URL] 13.13 (91)[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adelaide_Oval’]Adelaide Oval[/URL] (crowd: 50,675)[URL=‘http://www.afl.com.au/match-centre/2015/4/port-v-haw’]Report
Saturday, 25 April (6:45 pm)Fremantle[/URL] 11.8 (74)def.[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_Swans’]Sydney[/URL] 8.12 (60)[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subiaco_Oval’]Domain Stadium[/URL] (crowd: 39,009)[URL=‘http://www.afl.com.au/match-centre/2015/4/fre-v-syd’]Report
Sunday, 26 April (1:10 pm)Brisbane Lions[/URL] 9.11 (65)def. by[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Coast_Eagles’]West Coast[/URL] 17.16 (118)[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gabba’]Gabba[/URL] (crowd: 16,632)[URL=‘http://www.afl.com.au/match-centre/2015/4/bl-v-wce’]Report
Sunday, 26 April (3:20 pm)Geelong[/URL] 9.13 (67)def. by[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Melbourne_Football_Club’]North Melbourne[/URL] 12.11 (83)[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kardinia_Park_(stadium)’]Simonds Stadium[/URL] (crowd: 23,452)[URL=‘http://www.afl.com.au/match-centre/2015/4/geel-v-nmfc’]Report
Sunday, 26 April (4:40 pm)Western Bulldogs[/URL] 18.17 (125)def.[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adelaide_Football_Club’]Adelaide[/URL] 10.8 (68)[URL=‘http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Docklands_Stadium’]Etihad Stadium (crowd: 19,915)

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Margins:
Melbourne by 32
Carlton by 40
Collingwood by 20
GWS by 66
Port Adelaide by 8
Fremantle by 14
West Coast by 53
North Melbourne by 16
Bulldogs by 57

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Round 4 correct tips
Winner: @Chucks Nwoko 5 points, 292 margin
2nd: @Chocolate Mice 5 points, 328 margin
Joint 3rd: Sidney 5 points, 337 margin
@Selfish Giant 5 points, 337 margin :cool:
5th: @Loko Cove 4 points, 315 margin
6th: @Fitzy 3 points, 340 margin
7th: @Gman 3 points, 373 margin

Leaderboard after Round 4:

  1. @The Selfish Giant - 19 points, 912 margin :clap:
  2. @Sidney - 19 points, 999 margin
  3. @Chucks Nwoko - 18 points, 917 margin
  4. @Gman - 18 points, 924 margin
  5. @Loko Cove - 18 points, 945 margin
  6. @ChocolateMice - 17 points, 923 margin
  7. @Fitzy - 15 points, 1001 margin FFS
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Horrific round. Should have had more faith in the Eagles instead of making a last second change. Some teams showed they are contenders or not in this round.

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[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1129468, member: 183”]Round 4 correct tips
Winner: @Chucks Nwoko 5 points, 292 margin
2nd: @Chocolate Mice 5 points, 328 margin
Joint 3rd: Sidney 5 points, 337 margin
@Selfish Giant 5 points, 337 margin :cool:
5th: @Loko Cove 4 points, 315 margin
6th: @Fitzy 3 points, 340 margin
7th: @Gman 3 points, 373 margin

Leaderboard after Round 4:

  1. @The Selfish Giant - 19 points, 912 margin :clap:
  2. @Sidney - 19 points, 999 margin
  3. @Chucks Nwoko - 18 points, 917 margin
  4. @Gman - 18 points, 924 margin
  5. @Loko Cove - 18 points, 945 margin
  6. @ChocolateMice - 17 points, 923 margin
  7. @Fitzy - 15 points, 1001 margin FFS[/QUOTE]

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

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Fooking disaster of a round.