Malarkey was very unhappy about Barrett not being sent off. Whilst many people tried understand what a lateral pull was, his superior hurling knowledge meant us mere mortals could not understand what he was trying to tell us. He was about to get the highest ever points in NUI for his thesis but couldnt submit because you cant get two MAs in the same year. He also got an A in his leaving cert English. He also wondered what it would be like to feel stupid, he thinks it would be itchy like a jumper for some reason. He has 3 friends in Tipperary and funnily enough, when he spoke to them, they agreed with his musings.
Bitch-age and the other Tippo bitches couldnt lay a glove on him. Count of monte crist tried get a definition out of him but failed miserably to lay a shot. He schooled everyone on their general intellect and also hurling knowledge. He also took grave offence to Pat Shortt and the whatsapp video of him picking up dog shit with a Kilkenny jersey. So there was a lot of references to dog shit for a long time.
We truly are blessed to have a man of his intellect share his knowledge with us. It was an absolute Tour de France performance.