Bitch-age & Bitch-mouse

[Horsebox]

All Ireland final thread?

[flattythehurdler]

@TheBird

• Pat Shortt does a WhatsApp video picking up pretend dogshit with a Kilkenny jersey.
• Richie hogan hits Cathal Barrett an elbow into the jaw
• Tipp hammer the shit out of Kilkenny
• PM O’Sullivan gets into the whisky, goes online and takes a vacation from his painful reality.
• Hilarity ensues.
• Rocko, the cunt, deletes the whole fucking thing.

[Gman]

mainly the Kilkenny thread I think. @rocko deleted everything because @bandage (Bitch-age ) got hammered.

[anon61878697]

He’s certainly kept abreast of things by his many friends anyway.

[iron_mike]

@Mac

I was barely online yesterday at all. What did I miss?

Donald Trump tried to buy TFK but @Rocko told him to fuck off

[Lazarus]

@Gman

@rocko deleted everything because @bandage (Bitch-age ) got hammered.

They’ve been trying to silence the truthers all week. I think the revelation @Bandage only got a B in Leaving Cert English was the final straw

[gaillimhmick]

He got a haircut today, to add to the trimmings he got recently.

[Tassotti]

Pass or Honours?

[Lazarus]

Pass

[Tassotti]

Are the rumours true? He got less than 475 points in the leaving?

[Lazarus]

He’s working on a facebook post saying a shite leaving cert wont hold you back doing great in life

[Sidney]

@Lazarus

They’ve been trying to silence the truthers all week. I think the revelation @Bandage only got a B in Leaving Cert English was the final straw

Ordinary level

[Batigol]

Deserves far more likes

[Malarkey]

@count_of_monte_crist

he’s the personification of the Dunning Kruger Effect as defined.

Am I?

I rather think you might be a far more accurate example, given the schoolboy error of allowing a reference to Bishop Berkeley to send you off on an agenda-betraying spaff about Kilkenny.

You are a self-regarding dimwit and no amount of echo chamber fluffing with your matey mates will change this truth.

[Malarkey]

@anon61878697

A man child having a three day fit over a game of hurling. He may be book smart but this Malarkey fuckwit has the emotional intelligence of a 13 year old. Pat Shortt destroyed him.

You are a real nasty piece of work. One of the many pleasures of being so oceanically smarter than you is the ability to elicit a statement of your nastiness from yourself. On your own admission, you got a horn at RH leaving the field because he had been struck in the face. You hate Kilkenny, which is an attempt, I suppose, by a person with no personality to give himself a personality. No luck there, though.

Imagine trying to piggyback on a Tipp All Ireland… The regular Tipp lads, in fairness, are crying with laughter. And the Tippo piggyback soon turns into something quite else, way of these things.

You said it. And now everyone knows it.

[carryharry]

Oooft

[Malarkey]

@Mullach_Ide

@Gman

Malarkey was very unhappy about Barrett not being sent off. Whilst many people tried understand what a lateral pull was, his superior hurling knowledge meant us mere mortals could not understand what he was trying to tell us. He was about to get the highest ever points in NUI for his thesis but couldnt submit because you cant get two MAs in the same year. He also got an A in his leaving cert English. He also wondered what it would be like to feel stupid, he thinks it would be itchy like a jumper for some reason. He has 3 friends in Tipperary and funnily enough, when he spoke to them, they agreed with his musings.

Bitch-age and the other Tippo bitches couldnt lay a glove on him. Count of monte crist tried get a definition out of him but failed miserably to lay a shot. He schooled everyone on their general intellect and also hurling knowledge. He also took grave offence to Pat Shortt and the whatsapp video of him picking up dog shit with a Kilkenny jersey. So there was a lot of references to dog shit for a long time.

We truly are blessed to have a man of his intellect share his knowledge with us. It was an absolute Tour de France performance.

Many detached (from reality) observers like @Sidney and @Lazarus could comprehend what he was saying and agreed wholeheartedly.

Ah here, all you could offer your mates was a supportive blub and quiver.

Give it a break. You are not up to it, big time.

[the_man_himself]

If you were as smart as you think you are you wouldn’t feel the need to spend as much time telling people how much smarter than them you are

[anon78624367]

[carryharry]

@Malarkey old pal, why are so many of your recent tweets being covered for unsuitable content?

What are twitter trying to hide?