Bitch-age & Bitch-mouse

[the_man_himself]

What a clamping

[johnnysachs]

Aye, he thinks he’s playing a Steinway in Carnegie Hall but in reality it’s Karaoke night in South Kilkenny. I really hope this self professed genius doesn’t resort to cutting off his left ear.

[Malarkey]

@johnnysachs

Aye, he thinks he’s playing a Steinway in Carnegie Hall but in reality it’s Karaoke night in South Kilkenny. I really hope this self professed genius doesn’t resort to cutting off his left ear.

He is so unimportant…! He is so unimportant…!

The Kenny Everett shriek.

[the_man_himself]

Do your articles come out on Fridays?

[gilgamboa]

@anon78624367

I doubt I’ve had sex 500 times

[Breaking_my_balls]

1000 lovers though lads. 1000.

Not 100.

That is some jockeying.

[anon7035031]

This is fascinating reading, just catching up now.
TFK should write a book.

[flattythehurdler]

You what mate?
PS Kenny Everett was a genius.

[mick_jones]

#Istandwithbandage

[Juhniallio]

@mick_jones

#Istandwithbandage

Are you in the deli queue?

[mick_jones]

[count_of_monte_crist]

Yes.

what was the agenda betraying spaff? ah yes, i said id question his hurling knowledge givne the recent opinions of his County folk… an agenda-betraying spaff…hardly.

Thank you again for your views and beautiful prose, it gladens my heart to see that the teachings of John Keating nestled well int he recesses of your psyche.

the very best of luck to Richie on his appeal.

[Sidney]

@Breaking_my_balls

1000 lovers though lads. 1000.

Not 100.

That is some jockeying.

That requires 1,000 ways to leave your lover

Just elbow the bitch, Rich
Give her the flick, Mick
Show a red card, Bernard
Just get yourself free

Ask for a BJ, TJ
Or else tell her you’re gay
Jilt her at the altar, Walter
And get yourself free

Kick out the chick, Dick
Give her a ban, Fan
Say you’re a Jew, Huw
Just get yourself free

Don’t play her games, James
You only know who that cat blames
Just leave her cryin’, Brian
And get yourself free

[TheBlackSpot]

@flattythehurdler

Malarkeys journalistic license allowed him to jump from a strange sounding middle aged civil servant in a bedsit in ranelagh, tag on an occasional bored housewife, and reach 1000 lovers. It’s the sort of vivid imagination that has Richie hogan exonerated from blame, and the sort of extrapolation that has Cathal Barrett as equally cupable.
A man living vicariously through kk hurling, and reacting to their demise like my ten year old when I remove the xbox.
It’s an unwelcome departure from his albeit grandiose musings on whisky, and a bit of a sorry sight truth be told.

Astonishing ripple effect. Cahal Barrett and James Owens will never know the tsunami they unleashed on TFK.

[flattythehurdler]

You’d never know. I heard Liam sheedy is HBV.

[Sidney]

@flattythehurdler

You’d never know. I heard Liam sheedy is HBV.

Would explain how he can afford to pay for women anyway

[TheBlackSpot]

@flattythehurdler

You’d never know. I heard Liam sheedy is HBV.

[georgeorwell]

[anon78624367]

Warren Beatty has his number at up around 13k. Now that’s fair pumping.

Tony Blackburn puts his at 300, sometimes four different ones a week.

Bill wyman is at the 1k mark. He’s a guitarist for the rolling stones, as is Bill Roach, who is Ken Barlow in Corrie.

Ken Barlow is as prolific as a rock star, and so is @Malarkey

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[Breaking_my_balls]

1000 women lads. This man did more “divide and conquer” than Cromwell, Kilkenny’s 1st All Star.

@Malarkey genuine question mate, did you wear a John John for all of these conquests?