Bitch-age & Bitch-mouse

Averaged out over say 40 years, that’s a different woman every fortnight for 40 fucking years!
:astonished:

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Have you taken into account threesomes and or orgies in your equation.

It seems @Malarkey is confusing woman with shots of whiskey.

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:joy: no. I was going to say that he’d be like the rest of us, threesomes and orgies not a common occurrence but then again it appears he’s not a run of the mill guy!

With a few reverse Dunamaggin type situations you could easily clock up a few hundred in a few weeks

Edit: Ballyragget :grin:

MAybe he’s just a confident guy?

Ballsy maybe.

Is his mind gone with the syphillis

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He’s either sleeping off the mother and father of all hangovers or fighting extradition proceedings to France?

It’s a strange feeling, like hanging around the OK Corrall before the shooting starts

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Enough has been said on this subject.

I will merely observe there are approximately 1000 weeks between your late teens and your late thirties.

If you were married for 40 years you wouldn’t get 1,000 rides ffs!

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i bet tom selleck got a 1000 rides during his magnum days

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You’re an innocent auld crater all the same… Marriage and sex :grin:

Are you an all Ireland man at this stage? Have you seen every county shirt?

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Every county cunt, surely.

or bike for that matter

There were rumors about that.