I had about four rides a day for a good few years. The hand was quare sore
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Nothing wrong with those numbers pal.
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I haven’t lived at all compared to some lads😩
Whats done is done and cannot be undone. To go back would be as tedious as to go forward.
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You did the finest. I’m off to bed now for one of my ‘twice or three times a weeks’ 
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I’ve been on holidays the past few days and I’ve missed this whole thing but I don’t like the word “spaff”. It started off as an Etonian slang word for wank, it’s become suddenly fashionable in the British press because Boris Johnson says it sometimes.
What greater condemnation of the Brits can you think of than the fact that their journalists are regurgitating Etonian wank-slang to try and sound cultured and smart. It encapsulates their whole problem. An Irishman that uses that word could only be a walking accident.
This shite is the exact reason why I don’t read the Examiner.
The examiner is the last bastion of British rule on these islands
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I hope you’re not expecting an a in your leaving with that sort of sshloppy paraphrasing
I went to Amsterdam for my 30th with the intention of doing 30 over the course of 3 nights to celebrate. I got as far as the mid 20s in two nights before I had to call it a day. I was flahed out from it and wanted to sample the local ganja products without the pressure of having to perform
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Yer hole must have been in ribbons
Imagine that, going around the Netherlands with the flag of Japan as an arse
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I’d prefer not to
How do married lads face the prospect of having sex with the same woman for the rest of their lives? I can’t get my head around it. It must be a cause in the high rate of suicide, marriage break ups and alcoholism in Ireland
You can take the man out of Kilkenny
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You just have to use your imagination, last night it was Charlene McKenna ( have a soft spot for the Monaghan accent), and the time before that it was Una Healy back when Liam Sheedy was announced Tipp manager (nov ‘18), the joys of married life.
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Did your friend marry a blow up doll?
Hole is hole at the end of the day